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How high was this realtor when they wrote this house description?

Posted on 3/16/19 at 9:18 pm
Posted by yaboidarrell
westbank
Member since Feb 2017
6502 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 9:18 pm
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
24169 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 9:19 pm to
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yaboidarrell
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 9:20 pm to
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If you peep the pics, U will C we R really selling a REAL glass bottle cap opener. BUT, if U buy it, U get the house. The bottle opener is vintage, metal & is affixed 2 the wall, but U can move it. The house is a 2/1.5 DBL, but has the potential to be a 3/2 w/UR patience, <3 & $. There are drwys on each side of the bottle opener...house too. And, walking to the bottle opener, U will cross real HDWD floors. It is in the house, too. Unfortunately, there is only 1 bottle opener. Come see it...EZ2 show.
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
48094 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 9:20 pm to
Sounds like the people who would sell a pencil that came with a free student ticket.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79736 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 9:21 pm to
frick. That's my agent.
Posted by Tiger Ike
SW Louisiana
Member since Aug 2013
1776 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 9:21 pm to
Holla at cha boy
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 9:21 pm to
Appealing to a certain demographic
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 9:23 pm to
I’m gonna creep out to the end of a limb and say that the realtor definitely has extensions.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66984 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 9:23 pm to
Built in 2007?
Hasn't aged well
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
11017 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 9:24 pm to
i peeped the pics but didn’t see the bottle opener.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
24491 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 9:25 pm to
That dump is $300k? Jeez.
Posted by Richard Flagget
Member since Mar 2018
394 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 9:39 pm to
You try smoking shatter and then trying to sell a house...
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51576 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 9:41 pm to
Yet not a single pic of the fricking bottle opener.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71178 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 9:42 pm to
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That dump is $300k? Jeez.



Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73699 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 9:46 pm to
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If you peep the pics


Got you where I want you
Motherfricker
I got five up on your dime
And if you want to peep on something
Peep what I got stuck between
Your eyes
Posted by Who_Dat_Tiger
Member since Nov 2015
26114 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 9:47 pm to
Am I missing it? Where’s the bottle opener?
Posted by OleWar
Troy H. Middleton Library
Member since Mar 2008
5828 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 9:47 pm to
Does toxic mold cause hallucinating?
Posted by yaboidarrell
westbank
Member since Feb 2017
6502 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 10:00 pm to
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Appealing to a certain demographic
Agree. Try hard attempt at appealing to Portlandia types.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82320 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 10:23 pm to
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Built in 2007?
Hasn't aged well


It's a handyman's delight. Just needs a little TLC.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76124 posts
Posted on 3/16/19 at 10:30 pm to
Owlie’s Dream House:

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