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How high was this realtor when they wrote this house description?
Posted on 3/16/19 at 9:18 pm
Posted on 3/16/19 at 9:18 pm
Posted on 3/16/19 at 9:20 pm to yaboidarrell
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If you peep the pics, U will C we R really selling a REAL glass bottle cap opener. BUT, if U buy it, U get the house. The bottle opener is vintage, metal & is affixed 2 the wall, but U can move it. The house is a 2/1.5 DBL, but has the potential to be a 3/2 w/UR patience, <3 & $. There are drwys on each side of the bottle opener...house too. And, walking to the bottle opener, U will cross real HDWD floors. It is in the house, too. Unfortunately, there is only 1 bottle opener. Come see it...EZ2 show.
Posted on 3/16/19 at 9:20 pm to yaboidarrell
Sounds like the people who would sell a pencil that came with a free student ticket.
Posted on 3/16/19 at 9:21 pm to yaboidarrell
frick. That's my agent.
Posted on 3/16/19 at 9:21 pm to yaboidarrell
Appealing to a certain demographic
Posted on 3/16/19 at 9:23 pm to yaboidarrell
I’m gonna creep out to the end of a limb and say that the realtor definitely has extensions.
Posted on 3/16/19 at 9:23 pm to yaboidarrell
Built in 2007?
Hasn't aged well
Hasn't aged well
Posted on 3/16/19 at 9:24 pm to yaboidarrell
i peeped the pics but didn’t see the bottle opener.
Posted on 3/16/19 at 9:25 pm to yaboidarrell
That dump is $300k? Jeez.
Posted on 3/16/19 at 9:39 pm to yaboidarrell
You try smoking shatter and then trying to sell a house...
Posted on 3/16/19 at 9:41 pm to yaboidarrell
Yet not a single pic of the fricking bottle opener.
Posted on 3/16/19 at 9:42 pm to IAmNERD
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That dump is $300k? Jeez.

Posted on 3/16/19 at 9:46 pm to Choctaw
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If you peep the pics
Got you where I want you
Motherfricker
I got five up on your dime
And if you want to peep on something
Peep what I got stuck between
Your eyes
Posted on 3/16/19 at 9:47 pm to yaboidarrell
Am I missing it? Where’s the bottle opener?


Posted on 3/16/19 at 9:47 pm to yaboidarrell
Does toxic mold cause hallucinating?
Posted on 3/16/19 at 10:00 pm to Tester1216
quote:Agree. Try hard attempt at appealing to Portlandia types.
Appealing to a certain demographic
Posted on 3/16/19 at 10:23 pm to East Coast Band
quote:
Built in 2007?
Hasn't aged well
It's a handyman's delight. Just needs a little TLC.
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