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re: how dumb could Jennifer Garner be?

Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:30 am to
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:30 am to
I wonder if said nanny would be willing to relocate to La to nanny my newborn.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:31 am to
Sad thing is, she was just using him to get to Matt Damon.
Posted by LSU8654722
Member since Apr 2014
1495 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:38 am to
Forget nanny. I'd go for a Mammy. A Heavy set black woman who can cook like a champ and call the kids out on their bullshite. Of course the PC word would be "housekeeper", but they would stay with the family as the kids grow up. 20 something nannies only stay around a little while. Then you'd have to find another.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:41 am to
Brady and Ben are close friends and their kids hang with each other in Boston.

Fwiw

ETA:

My wife loves Garner because she "seems like a real person and a good mom" or some shite so she always talks about them.
This post was edited on 8/11/15 at 10:43 am
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50967 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:50 am to
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So you're blaming a significant other for their cheating spouse because she shouldn't have let him interact with 20 year old women.

Awesome logic.


This.
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:53 am to
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No man is invisible.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17755 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:56 am to
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NEVER put your penis in crazy!


But crazy women frick so well...
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112948 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:57 am to
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So you're blaming a significant other for their cheating spouse because she shouldn't have let him interact with 20 year old women.

Awesome logic.
I don't think he blamed her at all. He called her dumb for getting a hot nanny. I woulda said it was dumb before all this came about, and it surely seems dumb now.

There's no reason to do it. Temptation is real, we're all human. It's just a bad idea.

One thing probably every man does or should do when married is, you don't intentinoally put yourself in situations like this.
This post was edited on 8/11/15 at 10:59 am
Posted by MSMHater
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
23369 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:58 am to
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Brady and Ben are close friends and their kids hang with each other in Boston.

Fwiw


I buy that. Not many of the pats have all 4 rings, so that sounds logical.
Posted by CaliforniaTiger
The Land of Fruits and Nuts
Member since Dec 2007
5330 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:59 am to
I guess some women will never learn!!!
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50967 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 11:00 am to
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No man is invisible.


No man is an island, but some of us are long peninsulas
Posted by SirWinston
Say NO to War
Member since Jul 2014
104464 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 11:01 am to
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Why would anyone hire a 20 some year old hottie to be their nanny? It was asking for trouble.


This. Really dumb move. She probably talked herself into it by saying "Girls throw themselves at Ben wherever he goes", but it's way different when chick is in your home and he sees her 15 times a month and you discuss intimate things, etc.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112948 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 11:03 am to
I remember a couple of years ago going to a concert with a buddy of mine and one of his buddies who I didn't know met us there. His buddy shows up with his wife, very average looking, not hot/not ugly. And also with them was his nanny, she may have been the hottest chick in the building.

I just remembered thinking that dude is sooooooo lucky...for now.
Posted by CatsGoneWild
Pigeon forge, Tennessee
Member since Jan 2008
15204 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 11:04 am to
And who wouldn't want to be a nanny for celebs, and live in a mansion while getting paid ALOT
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94749 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 11:05 am to
Jennifer Garner is an ugly POS who dumped her first husband when she became popular/well-known so this is karma coming home to roost.

frick ol' 6 toes.
This post was edited on 8/11/15 at 11:05 am
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 11:08 am to
The nanny was hired by Garner while her and Ben were separated.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 11:09 am to
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I buy that. Not many of the pats have all 4 rings, so that sounds logical.


It's right there in the article I linked. Ben picked up Tom and they all flew to Las Vegas. She tried them on and took a picture as a joke or something like that.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
69794 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 11:09 am to
All it takes is Ben hanging around the house, kids are napping, they're watching tv on the couch, next thing you know, he's plugging her
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 11:13 am to
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Ben Affleck is dating Christine Ouzounian, a nanny he and Jennifer Garner hired to watch their three kids in the wake of the couple’s split this summer.


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The Hollywood couple hired Ouzounian to watch their three children (Violet, 9, Seraphina, 6, and Samuel, 3) as they were in the midst of a separation leading to their divorce announcement last month.



they were separated when they hired her...meaning he wasnt getting any pussy. The marriage was doomed, it wasnt the nannys fault
Posted by SippyCup
Gulf Coast
Member since Sep 2008
7087 posts
Posted on 8/11/15 at 11:18 am to
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Forget nanny. I'd go for a Mammy. A Heavy set black woman who can cook like a champ and call the kids out on their bullshite.


That's what my brother and I grew up with. Her name was Josephine and she didn't take any bullshite. My parents even gave her permission to beat our arse if needed. She could cook like a champ and would iron everything, including my t-shirts.
This post was edited on 8/11/15 at 11:19 am
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