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re: How does one go about picking up girls at a bar?
Posted on 1/15/23 at 1:57 pm to sta4ever
Posted on 1/15/23 at 1:57 pm to sta4ever
I never really see women in bars anymore . Always a bunch of dudes. I guess a lot of them just stay home and swipe left or right on apps now. I older now though. Not in kid bars anymore. But don’t really see grown up ladies anymore at all.
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Posted on 1/15/23 at 1:58 pm to WhiteMandingo
Buy them a drink and talk to the ladies. Most are there to have a good time.
It’s not hard.
It’s not hard.
Posted on 1/15/23 at 2:00 pm to lsuguy84
Depends. Whos asking ;)
This post was edited on 1/15/23 at 2:01 pm
Posted on 1/15/23 at 2:03 pm to WestCoastAg
Bring a trophy. Any trophy.
Posted on 1/15/23 at 2:44 pm to sta4ever
Me - “Excuse me is your name Danielle?”
Girl - “No”
Me - “Funny. I nailed a chic named Danielle that looks JUST like you!”
Girl - “Hahaha!!!!”
Game on from there…
Girl - “No”
Me - “Funny. I nailed a chic named Danielle that looks JUST like you!”
Girl - “Hahaha!!!!”
Game on from there…
Posted on 1/15/23 at 2:46 pm to fr33manator
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You don't chase women in bars. You go after the whole room. Be a dynamo of confidence and have fun. Do karaoke, play games, tell jokes, laugh. Be a fun person to be around and people will gravitate towards you, and women want attention. If they see you being the life of the party and not worried about chasing after them, they will come to you.
Didn’t your mate leave you for some nerd from this board?
Posted on 1/15/23 at 2:54 pm to OweO
In the very early '90s, I sold dictation equipment for Lanier Voice Products right out of college. If you eliminate the bartender part, this reads just like the sales script they provided us.
quote:
go up and shake her hand and say "Hey. My name is _______ what is your name?" "Nice to meet you ________excuse me one second. Get the bartender's attention and then ask her "can I get you anything?" If she says yes that is a good start, if she says "Not right now, I still have half of this one to finish, but thank you" that still leaves a door open, if she say "No thank you" then get your drink and say "okay, have a good night" and leave.
Posted on 1/15/23 at 3:15 pm to Shut Up Mulllet
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never really see women in bars anymore . Always a bunch of dudes. I guess a lot of them just stay home and swipe left or right on apps now. I older now though. Not in kid bars anymore. But don’t really see grown up ladies anymore at all.
Because they’ve been told single men are universally creeps
Posted on 1/15/23 at 3:17 pm to sta4ever
Show up alone with a wedding ring.
Posted on 1/15/23 at 3:18 pm to geauxpurple
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I met my wife in a bar 42 years ago. How do you do it? I don't remember.
I met mine in a bar too although we did have some mutual friends. I don't remember either. Bars, gym, school, mutual friends was pretty much how you met women when I was single
Posted on 1/15/23 at 3:20 pm to deeprig9
I actually tried this a few times when I was single, surprisingly how much attention that garnered back in the day, you’d be crazy to do that now in the age of cellphones 
Posted on 1/15/23 at 3:55 pm to sledgehammer
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Walk in on crutches or have your arm in a sling or cast. Noticeably show that you’re having trouble doing basic tasks. Wait for a girl(s) to come to you and there you go.
Ah, yes…the Ted Bundy approach. I heard he was really good at talking to women.
Posted on 1/15/23 at 3:57 pm to sta4ever
Use your legs to avoid back injury.
Posted on 1/15/23 at 3:59 pm to WestCoastAg
Posted on 1/15/23 at 4:03 pm to fr33manator
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Be a fun person to be around and people will gravitate towards you, and women want attention
Live laugh love
Posted on 1/15/23 at 4:27 pm to sta4ever
Coyote needs to teach a class on this subject: he bagged Appomattox and putatively sploodged twins up in there.
Here she is practicing for oral sex with him.
Here she is practicing for oral sex with him.
Posted on 1/15/23 at 4:56 pm to Jim Rockford
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strap on a rolex and hope for the best.
This.
Posted on 1/15/23 at 5:19 pm to Lester Earl
Well why do you think I learned how not to be a pathetic, weak, miserable worthless person anymore, you racist chump?
Trauma tends to change people. Sometimes it takes being broken to rebuild.
Trauma tends to change people. Sometimes it takes being broken to rebuild.
Posted on 1/15/23 at 5:26 pm to CatsGoneWild
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You put your hands under their tits and lift
FIFY
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