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re: How does one go about picking up girls at a bar?

Posted on 1/15/23 at 8:07 am to
Posted by Tigerbait28
Houston
Member since Jul 2021
15 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 8:07 am to
If you are coming here for help my suggestion would be to aim for the larger girls. Report back when you start having some success and we can talk next steps.
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
37511 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 8:09 am to
I'm sure trillhog would have some advice for you if he was still around.
Posted by Z Cavaricci
Member since Jun 2020
1728 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 8:14 am to


Square up shoulders. Follow through.
Posted by tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
5059 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 8:19 am to


This method is tried and true
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10399 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 8:23 am to
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21+
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girls
That’s women, not girls.
Posted by Popths
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
4279 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 8:37 am to
Talk to all of the women, not just the ones you want to bed. Show that you are not on the prowl. Let them come to you. Being nice to the good looking girl’s friends always works in your favor. Just try to make friends, not slay pussy. One is really obvious over the other.
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
32885 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 8:38 am to
Flash the $$$$$$
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
75116 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 8:39 am to
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Anyway, just be direct and make them uncomfortable. 
What?

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Get the bartender's attention and then ask her "can I get you anything?
Nope. Not right off the bat. I'm not a charity.
Posted by reggierayreb
Member since Nov 2012
18004 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 8:44 am to
Go up and tell every woman your dick has died. Ask if you can bury it in their arse. Eventually you’ll go home with one. It really helps if you can take a punch using this method.
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Lift every voice and sing
Member since Oct 2011
39545 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 8:49 am to
You want something easy? Bring a dog. The dog alone gets you halfway. Just don’t be weird after that.

Same for a kid. Not sure about the kid at the bar though but good luck.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
58974 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 8:51 am to
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You go after the whole room. Be a dynamo of confidence and have fun. Do karaoke, play games, tell jokes, laugh.
what “that guy” thinks of himself while the rest of us are thinking “stfu goofy”
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
14316 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 8:58 am to
Back in my single days, I had the most luck going out alone to a popular, neighborhood type bar and just sitting at the bar. Started doing it when traveling for work and realized how well it worked out if you’re halfway decent looking and not a weirdo communicating.

Wait for them to come ask you a question then the world is your oyster.

Also bars at upscale restaurants.
This post was edited on 1/15/23 at 9:24 am
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
5484 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 8:59 am to
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That's the kind of shite Ted Bundy did to lure his victims.

Precisely! Obviously don’t murder the girl, but the ruse worked for him several times. Most women in general show empathy and want to help. You have to capitalize on the opportunity.
Posted by sta4ever
Member since Aug 2014
16943 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 8:59 am to
Thanks for the advice y’all. Was just my good looking usual self, had some good drinks, got pretty drunk but not sloppy drunk, started dancing, and went home with 3 girls last night.

Happy’s always makes me Happy.
This post was edited on 1/15/23 at 9:00 am
Posted by oldcharlie8
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2012
7808 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 9:00 am to
the more you make them laugh the better looking you become.

especially when they're drunk
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
21690 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 9:00 am to
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Or you could do like my friend used to and just play statistical probability and ask a whole bunch straight up if they want to frick. Eventually one says yes. It actually worked for him, but it requires having zero shame

I had a buddy in college that was like this. It was hilariously cringey to watch him operate, but he put more notches on his bedpost than most. You're right. Stay persistent and have no shame and eventually one will say yes. He took down a few heifers and ugly chicks but his ONLY goal was to frick. Didn't care what she looked like, he just wanted to get his dick wet.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82923 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 9:01 am to
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I’m not talking about at the college bars either, but at 21+ bars. How do you do it?



what a a low and sad state you young'n's have sunken to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130118 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 1:36 pm to
This awful post needs more dissection. You just can't help telling your awful, long-winded, pointless lies, can you?

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Look, I am not exactly what women are looking for, but back in the day I could get phone numbers. And I would actually become good friends with some of them and then network off of it.


Yes, I'm so sure a creepy, greasy little worm was getting all kinds of numbers, so you could be "good friends" with them. Women make it a habit to give their number out to your type. Totally

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First of all you have to "read the room"


Why the quotation marks? Makes zero sense unless you aren't really reading the room.

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Anyway, just be direct and make them uncomfortable.


I'm sure you are an expert at that second part.


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If she is at the bar go up and shake her hand and say "Hey. My name is _______ what is your name?" "Nice to meet you ________excuse me one second. Get the bartender's attention and then ask her "can I get you anything?" If she says yes that is a good start, if she says "Not right now, I still have half of this one to finish, but thank you" that still leaves a door open, if she say "No thank you" then get your drink and say "okay, have a good night" and leave. This way it shows that you took the hint, but if there was no hint to take then she might say something at some point to let you know that just because she didn't want a drink it didn't mean she didn't want you to leave her alone.



I'd be willing to bet you've never taken a conscious woman home from the bar in your life.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49085 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 1:40 pm to
I used to just walk in the building, all I had to do.

Then electronic music overtook and ruined the scene. May as well have been disco again.
This post was edited on 1/15/23 at 1:43 pm
Posted by redneck hippie
Stillwater
Member since Dec 2008
6010 posts
Posted on 1/15/23 at 1:43 pm to
8 ball
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