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re: How do you shake hands with a person with no arms?
Posted on 9/14/16 at 3:02 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 9/14/16 at 3:02 pm to arseinclarse
quote:
I assume a tug on his sleeve is acceptable.
If I am not mistaken, I think this actually is the most appropriate answer.
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Posted on 9/14/16 at 3:03 pm to arseinclarse
Wink and nod
Posted on 9/14/16 at 3:05 pm to TidenUP
Synchro. twerking?
Posted on 9/14/16 at 3:08 pm to Nado Jenkins83
quote:
Headbutt
Posted on 9/14/16 at 3:54 pm to arseinclarse
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What did he do? Ordered a daiquiri?
Probably. But he also talked a bunch of shite to Chud about whipping his arse. At first he laughed it off but dude going on and on about it. So Chud said "what are you gonna do, bite me?" Then the Nubby attacked, nubs a flying. So Chud stepped back, hit him in the mouth and knocked him out. Just like everybody knew was gonna happen. Except Nubs I guess. Good times.
Posted on 9/14/16 at 4:30 pm to LSUballs
Posted on 9/14/16 at 4:34 pm to LSUballs
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My buddy Chud punched an armless dude in the mouth in the Mound LA Daiquiri World one time. Dude deserved it though.
Reminded me of the story of Ty Cobb who went into the stands to fight a heckler. His teammates started to yelling that the man had no arms.
So Cobb started kicking him with his spiked cleats.
Posted on 9/14/16 at 4:40 pm to TigerintheNO
Posted on 9/14/16 at 4:45 pm to arseinclarse
You could use the phantom shake 
Posted on 9/14/16 at 4:47 pm to arseinclarse
They don't you dumb frick
Posted on 9/14/16 at 4:50 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 9/14/16 at 5:03 pm to arseinclarse
I would think it would be appropriate to put your hand on their shoulder.
Posted on 9/14/16 at 5:04 pm to Scooba
Nub bump?
Posted on 9/14/16 at 5:05 pm to dupergreenie
Cross swords.
Posted on 9/14/16 at 5:22 pm to Kafka
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A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her first husband beat her, and her second husband ran away with another woman. Plus, she couldn't find a new lover who could satisfy her sexually, so she put an ad in the classifieds: Wanted: A good looking, single guy who won't beat me, won't leave me, and is good in bed. About a week later, her doorbell rings. She opens the door to find a man with no arms and legs on her front porch. "I'm here about your ad," he says. "You must be mistaken," she says. "Let me explain," he says. "I can't beat you, I don't have any arms. And I can't run away because I don't have any legs." "But," she asks, "How do I know you're good in bed?" "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
Posted on 9/14/16 at 5:33 pm to arseinclarse
Leaping chest bump. Or cup a fart and hold it over his nose.
Posted on 9/14/16 at 5:57 pm to arseinclarse
You just pretend there's an arm there, or you can shake his...nevermind.
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