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How do you shake hands with a person with no arms?

Posted on 9/14/16 at 2:54 pm
Posted by arseinclarse
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Posted on 9/14/16 at 2:54 pm
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I assume a tug on his sleeve is acceptable. #sportsmanship
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
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Headbutt
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 9/14/16 at 2:54 pm to
You don't. Just wave.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 9/14/16 at 2:54 pm to
Fist bump... oh wait.
Posted by Chad504boy
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butterfly kisses
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 9/14/16 at 2:55 pm to
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Just wave.


That may come across as a "hey look what I can do!"
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 9/14/16 at 2:56 pm to
Grab his junk and shake it
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
20733 posts
Posted on 9/14/16 at 2:56 pm to
Pat them on the head
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 9/14/16 at 2:56 pm to
My buddy Chud punched an armless dude in the mouth in the Mound LA Daiquiri World one time. Dude deserved it though.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 9/14/16 at 2:57 pm to
Fistbump to the forehead.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 9/14/16 at 2:57 pm to
More importantly, if you entered the men's room and he was standing at the urinal with a pained expression on his face...do you help him 'out'?
#humanity
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35469 posts
Posted on 9/14/16 at 2:58 pm to
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Dude deserved it though.


What did he do? Ordered a daiquiri?
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
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Touch nubs
Posted by Count Chocula
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Don't know why, but I thought about this:

Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
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Grab his junk and shake it




What if he is a female?
Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
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Posted on 9/14/16 at 2:59 pm to
You pat them on the shoulder.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 9/14/16 at 2:59 pm to
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What if he is a female?


Bean flick
Posted by Lsuchs
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 9/14/16 at 2:59 pm to
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More importantly, if you entered the men's room and he was standing at the urinal with a pained expression on his face...do you help him 'out'? #humanity


Should at least ask him if he needs a hand
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 9/14/16 at 3:01 pm to
"I rang the doorbell, didn't I!"

-- Punchline to a classic joke about a guy with no arms or legs
Posted by TigerGrad2011
Member since Aug 2016
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Posted on 9/14/16 at 3:01 pm to
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