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re: How do you guys with fat wives do it?

Posted on 2/10/18 at 5:18 pm to
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
12949 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 5:18 pm to
Upvoted just to make the upvote/downvote 85/85

Also, beauty is only a light witch away.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 5:19 pm to
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Hard to describe.


Thats what pics are for.
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 5:25 pm to
OT has fail this one.

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How do you guys with fat wives do it?


With a bottle of baby powder to find that wet spot.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 5:31 pm to

You're asking this question to a group here who think Fat Cell Service Lily is a dime. These guys will bed anything.
Posted by Averytiger
Member since Dec 2017
1366 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 5:39 pm to
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I'm guessing you just stop giving a frick. Especially if she's the mother of your children and you've been together a while. Sure, it probably blows, but life ain't always what you want.


I know love to be unconditional. (Before anyone reacts and calls me a fatty, I'm a size 2, just like in college). I understand committing to a partner, though, and I would hope for loyalty and patience if I ever got fat.

Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56774 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 5:41 pm to
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You obviously have a fat wife



I am unmarried and without any known children.

I'll probably have a fat wife one day, though.
This post was edited on 2/10/18 at 5:43 pm
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 5:42 pm to
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Sorry about the fat wife and poverty


I don't care that you're poor and have a fat wife, no need to apologize.
Posted by stewie
Member since Jan 2006
4032 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 5:43 pm to
Give me a girl with a cute face and great sense of humor with a bit of weight over a model that treats me like shite all day, every day.
Posted by BayouBengals03
lsu14always
Member since Nov 2007
99999 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 5:44 pm to
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I'm a size 2, just like in college

sup
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33959 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 6:06 pm to
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Also, beauty is only a light witch away.


Witch?
Posted by I Love Bama
Alabama
Member since Nov 2007
38452 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 6:38 pm to
You're 100% correct, but I would like to know more about why.

I've had some really hot girlfriends and after six-eight months I am dying to plow anything else.
Posted by MasterofTigerBait
Member since May 2009
7835 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 6:43 pm to
Lots of OTers with whale wives given the downvotes ITT.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56774 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 6:47 pm to
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I've had some really hot girlfriends and after six-eight months I am dying to plow anything else.



It's because monogamy is unnatural to humans. Our biological imperative, as men, is to stick our dick in as many cooters as possible and spray. Unfortunately, our base instinct doesn't create a stable civilization, so we have to create institutions and reinforcing moral orders that keep us from spraying guts every which way.
Posted by dbbuilder79
Overton NV
Member since Dec 2010
4660 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 10:24 pm to



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what the frick he was thinking...
Posted by YoungManOldMan
Member since Dec 2017
1882 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 10:33 pm to
My wife brought in $156K last year. She could use flower as deodorant and Crisco for lube and I would excuse it at this point.

That woman has a lot of leeway with me
This post was edited on 2/10/18 at 10:34 pm
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
32430 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 10:34 pm to
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You better take what you can get kimosabe



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I would divorce her. I work in a nice restaurant


You can say what you want, but I’ve pulled some very nice looking women in my life and I’ve worked in restaurants most of my life.
Posted by Houma Sapien
up the bayou
Member since Jul 2013
1688 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 10:54 pm to
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You can say what you want, but I’ve pulled some very nice looking women in my life and I’ve worked in restaurants most of my life.


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