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re: How do you guys with fat wives do it?

Posted on 2/10/18 at 11:46 am to
Posted by YoungManOldMan
Member since Dec 2017
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Posted on 2/10/18 at 11:46 am to
She loves me and has a beautiful face. Plus the sex is incredible. She puts in double time. She not fat but not skinny. She small though. Hard to describe.
Posted by EmperorGout
I hate all of you.
Member since Feb 2008
11612 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 11:47 am to
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Most people are selfish and don’t honor their bride. Superficial and conditional love is the norm.


Physical attraction is a lynchpin of most relationships and if those wives really cared about their husbands' happiness they wouldn't have become landwhales

...it's a two way street
Posted by The Cow Goes Moo Moo
Bucktown
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 2/10/18 at 11:47 am to
Lift up the flap and keep poking til it goes in.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 2/10/18 at 11:48 am to
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Lift up the flap and keep poking til it goes in.



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The Cow Goes Moo Moo



Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70472 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 11:48 am to
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If she had better genes, she wouldn't even be showing. Sorry about the inferior offspring baw. I'm sure your dad is real proud.





He is. He fricks my wife a few times a month. He never complains. Thanksfully the paternaty test says the kid is mine and mot his.
Posted by YoungManOldMan
Member since Dec 2017
1882 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 11:49 am to
I’ll take a fat wife that smart and makes money over one that makes a sandwich and is a secretary
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 11:49 am to
Some start out skinny and get big. Some start out big and get huge.
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 2/10/18 at 11:50 am to
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How do you guys with fat wives do it?

Her 6 figure salary helps.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56774 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 11:50 am to
There is also something to be said about having a woman who is less attractive you on a general scale - they'll generally be more loyal and put up with more of your bullshite.
Posted by YoungManOldMan
Member since Dec 2017
1882 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 11:51 am to
She is thankful to have someone. And I know nobody else would put up with my BS, they didn’t before her.
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
11021 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 11:56 am to
Why do you care who other people love?
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 2/10/18 at 11:57 am to
It wouldn't bother me too much if a woman became "chunky" Like 50% more than what she weighed in college. But if your wife blows up to 250lbs then something is wrong. I just don't think I could handle being around someone who can let themselves go like that.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 11:57 am to
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Sure, it probably blows


Well yeah, that's why we don't care if it's fat.
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 11:58 am to
I married a pretty young lady.
It was bliss until we had a baby.
The next fifteen years were a blur,
but of this I am sure:
When I woke up my wife weighed 280!
This post was edited on 2/10/18 at 2:46 pm
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56774 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 11:59 am to
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But if your wife blows up to 250lbs then something is wrong. I just don't think I could handle being around someone who can let themselves go like that.



Yeah I guess we need to clarify what we mean by fat. There is definitely a point where it's an actual problem - just don't be surprised when the Mrs puts on another 20 or 30lbs after the first few years.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 11:59 am to
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But she is 7 months pregnant as well.


Congrats! Who is the father?
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 11:59 am to
Put that bit on a krack diet!

No fatties in my life!
Posted by EmperorGout
I hate all of you.
Member since Feb 2008
11612 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 11:59 am to
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It wouldn't bother me too much if a woman became "chunky" Like 50% more than what she weighed in college. But if your wife blows up to 250lbs then something is wrong. I just don't think I could handle being around someone who can let themselves go like that.



Most dudes I know who hit their 40s and find themselves with a wife over 2 bills aren't happy at all but they also feel completely trapped
Posted by MrSmith
Member since Sep 2009
8319 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 11:59 am to
Underneath the thin layer of humor, this is a dark and sad thread
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61599 posts
Posted on 2/10/18 at 12:00 pm to
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But if your wife blows up to 250lbs then something is wrong. I just don't think I could handle being around someone who can let themselves go like tha
exactly

& she clearly has no respect for her husband
This post was edited on 2/10/18 at 12:01 pm
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