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How do you go about bringing up butt stuff to your wife?
Posted on 5/14/23 at 12:45 pm
Posted on 5/14/23 at 12:45 pm
Been married for a while and have a great sex life, but I really wanna try butt stuff. She probably wouldn’t be for it, but I’d imagine after the second or third time she’d enjoy trying to punish my little a-hole.
Posted on 5/14/23 at 12:46 pm to father2sons
quote:probably - so just ask
she’d enjoy trying to punish my little a-hole.
Posted on 5/14/23 at 12:46 pm to father2sons
Just make sure you go to Chipotle first.
Posted on 5/14/23 at 12:47 pm to father2sons
Just shove it up her arse “accidentally” and see how she likes it.
Oh wait, nevermind. I thought you were referring to non gay stuff.
Oh wait, nevermind. I thought you were referring to non gay stuff.
Posted on 5/14/23 at 12:49 pm to father2sons
So, you want her to peg you because you could just jump on Grindr and find a willing dude for you to frick up the arse.
This post was edited on 5/14/23 at 12:50 pm
Posted on 5/14/23 at 12:50 pm to father2sons
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This post was edited on 5/14/23 at 6:29 pm
Posted on 5/14/23 at 12:50 pm to father2sons
Mother’s Day is certainly the right day to ask.
Edit. On second thought maybe you should save this interrogatory for Mother’s Night.
Edit. On second thought maybe you should save this interrogatory for Mother’s Night.
This post was edited on 5/14/23 at 1:10 pm
Posted on 5/14/23 at 12:50 pm to father2sons
quote:
she’d enjoy trying to punish my little a-hole.

This post was edited on 5/14/23 at 12:51 pm
Posted on 5/14/23 at 12:51 pm to father2sons
Keep this shite in the Bud Light threads
Posted on 5/14/23 at 12:52 pm to father2sons
I just straight up asked her. She was down for it, by the time I got done training her, she learned to enjoy it. I told her, that if you ever asked her about anal sex, to say yes, but turn it around and start pegging you. Don’t wormy, I showed her how to properly train an arse for anal sex, she’ll take care of you.
Posted on 5/14/23 at 12:52 pm to father2sons
Just order a strap on. That’s how I did it
Posted on 5/14/23 at 12:54 pm to father2sons
Butt stuff is a myth, like the Yeti, or his North American cousin, the Sasquatch.
Posted on 5/14/23 at 12:54 pm to father2sons
quote:
but I’d imagine after the second or third time she’d enjoy trying to punish my little a-hole.
This is the OT. We can take care of this
Posted on 5/14/23 at 12:55 pm to father2sons
Edit:
:wtfgif:
:wtfgif:
This post was edited on 5/14/23 at 12:57 pm
Posted on 5/14/23 at 1:00 pm to skidry
Step 1: Don't let her eat all day.
Step 2: Start drinking early.
Step 3: Get drunk as frick!
Step 4: Get nakkid.
Step 5: Two in the pink one in the starfish.
Step 6: Either you'll get the green light or a big fat
shutdown.
Step 7: Can be very awesome or very messy! It can change
things. Nest level sex bruh!
Step 2: Start drinking early.
Step 3: Get drunk as frick!
Step 4: Get nakkid.
Step 5: Two in the pink one in the starfish.
Step 6: Either you'll get the green light or a big fat
shutdown.
Step 7: Can be very awesome or very messy! It can change
things. Nest level sex bruh!
This post was edited on 5/14/23 at 1:01 pm
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