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re: How do you convince your gf to have a threesome?

Posted on 7/25/22 at 1:29 pm to
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
57894 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 1:29 pm to
quote:

Cucks in here will say you’re a horrible human for not being faithful to your lady.


Really? Have we reached a time when being faithful makes you a cuck?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83952 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 1:30 pm to
quote:

Cucks in here will say you’re a horrible human for not being faithful to your lady.


Really? Have we reached a time when being faithful makes you a cuck?




wut?
Posted by MobileJosh
On the go
Member since May 2018
1142 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 1:31 pm to
Don't have a threesome if you plan on marrying this chick (your gf). Threesomes are fun, but they do not work out well for couples in a serious relationship.
Posted by mjthe
Virginia
Member since Oct 2020
6870 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 1:31 pm to
If you want your gf to be your gf in the future, I suggest not going down this path
Posted by KennabraTiger
Kenner, LA
Member since Sep 2013
7305 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 1:31 pm to
No pics brah. How the hell can we help you with no pics?
Posted by tilthatday
New Orleans
Member since Mar 2009
932 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 1:35 pm to
You ask how to bring it up and "is it even worth it"

There is no way to bring it up. And it's not worth it if you want to keep the relationship. Your GF will never be ok with this no matter what she says. Any woman worth being with (long term) will not want you fricking anyone else. And certainly not her friend. No matter what she says or you pressure her to do, your relationship will be changed.
Posted by RolltidePA
North Carolina
Member since Dec 2010
4382 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 1:36 pm to
Sorry bro, can’t help you. Dudes who look like me have to pay for that kind of action.
Posted by Nump
Down da Bayou
Member since Sep 2021
179 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 1:37 pm to
Subliminally.

Start working the words “three” and “way” into the conversation as much as possible.
“I bought three apples today. I wish there was a way to eat them at the same time.” “There are three Spidermen in No Way Home.” “Boy, traffic was sure backed-up on the three-way, I mean, freeway.”

You know, real sneaky-like. By the time the weekend rolls around, she’ll approach you and say, “I don’t know why, but I have this crazy idea…”
Posted by Septiger
Member since Nov 2020
2535 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 1:37 pm to
Your girlfriend may be down for a threesome with another guy.
Just saying.
Posted by LSUBogeyMan
Member since Oct 2021
1181 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 1:38 pm to
I don’t steps 2-5, but step 1 is to get both of them hammered drunk.
Posted by philly444
stuck in contraflow
Member since Nov 2008
11884 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 1:40 pm to
Yeah I had a hunch that was the case. Just looking for feedback from the sex experienced OT baws that have had threesomes before
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
43709 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 1:42 pm to
1) prepare a light dinner for the three of you
2) wine with dinner
3) be EXTREMELY charming and amusing
4) after dinner joint
5) lead the conversation towards women they think are beautiful
6) visual aids are helpful here
7) when the mood id set, step aside
Posted by SneezyBeltranIsHere
Member since Jul 2021
3765 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 1:44 pm to
It is all about creating the right mood:

#1 Put on a movie all ladies like. I suggest Human Centipede.

#2 You want to look cool without trying too hard. Something like a speedo with a mesh tank top.

#3 Have all kinds of liquor on the coffee table and be VERY aggressive, over and over again, that they both keep taking lots of shots.

#4 Cleanliness and grooming go along way. Casually drop into conversation how recently you have washed your sack.

Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
33919 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 1:56 pm to
quote:


Really? Have we reached a time when being faithful makes you a cuck?


You think monogamy has been the norm for males until recently? Who told you that, your wife? Lol Ok simp.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
23510 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 1:57 pm to
Make a deal with her. You bang one of her friends, she can bang one of your friends. Remember TulaneLSU is your friend.
This post was edited on 7/25/22 at 1:58 pm
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 1:58 pm to
quote:

obviously I'm not trying to cheat on my gf.

worst troll ever, your mom says you need to go clean your room
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
57894 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

You think monogamy has been the norm for males until recently? Who told you that, your wife? Lol Ok simp.


You can call me a prude, and I may not disagree. Cuck or simp? Nah.
Posted by mthorn2
Planet Louisiana
Member since Sep 2007
1435 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 2:01 pm to
Need to have a few drinks and be an awesome boyfriend so the friend notices. Go dancing and see if they dance together intimately. If so, slide in on your girlfriends side. And keep the light drinks flowing. Convince them to leave the club around midnight to head back to the house. See where the night goes between them two. Either they end up kissing and you are in OR they are just friends and you go bang your GF.

Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
12543 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 2:02 pm to
—go down how you want it.
ISWYDT
Posted by Sidbarret
Charleston, SC
Member since Apr 2008
614 posts
Posted on 7/25/22 at 2:13 pm to
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