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re: How do you convince your gf to have a threesome?
Posted on 7/25/22 at 1:29 pm to Robin Masters
Posted on 7/25/22 at 1:29 pm to Robin Masters
quote:
Cucks in here will say you’re a horrible human for not being faithful to your lady.
Really? Have we reached a time when being faithful makes you a cuck?
Posted on 7/25/22 at 1:30 pm to High C
quote:
Cucks in here will say you’re a horrible human for not being faithful to your lady.
Really? Have we reached a time when being faithful makes you a cuck?
wut?
Posted on 7/25/22 at 1:31 pm to philly444
Don't have a threesome if you plan on marrying this chick (your gf). Threesomes are fun, but they do not work out well for couples in a serious relationship.
Posted on 7/25/22 at 1:31 pm to philly444
If you want your gf to be your gf in the future, I suggest not going down this path
Posted on 7/25/22 at 1:31 pm to philly444
No pics brah. How the hell can we help you with no pics?
Posted on 7/25/22 at 1:35 pm to philly444
You ask how to bring it up and "is it even worth it"
There is no way to bring it up. And it's not worth it if you want to keep the relationship. Your GF will never be ok with this no matter what she says. Any woman worth being with (long term) will not want you fricking anyone else. And certainly not her friend. No matter what she says or you pressure her to do, your relationship will be changed.
There is no way to bring it up. And it's not worth it if you want to keep the relationship. Your GF will never be ok with this no matter what she says. Any woman worth being with (long term) will not want you fricking anyone else. And certainly not her friend. No matter what she says or you pressure her to do, your relationship will be changed.
Posted on 7/25/22 at 1:36 pm to philly444
Sorry bro, can’t help you. Dudes who look like me have to pay for that kind of action.
Posted on 7/25/22 at 1:37 pm to philly444
Subliminally.
Start working the words “three” and “way” into the conversation as much as possible.
“I bought three apples today. I wish there was a way to eat them at the same time.” “There are three Spidermen in No Way Home.” “Boy, traffic was sure backed-up on the three-way, I mean, freeway.”
You know, real sneaky-like. By the time the weekend rolls around, she’ll approach you and say, “I don’t know why, but I have this crazy idea…”
Start working the words “three” and “way” into the conversation as much as possible.
“I bought three apples today. I wish there was a way to eat them at the same time.” “There are three Spidermen in No Way Home.” “Boy, traffic was sure backed-up on the three-way, I mean, freeway.”
You know, real sneaky-like. By the time the weekend rolls around, she’ll approach you and say, “I don’t know why, but I have this crazy idea…”
Posted on 7/25/22 at 1:37 pm to philly444
Your girlfriend may be down for a threesome with another guy.
Just saying.
Just saying.
Posted on 7/25/22 at 1:38 pm to philly444
I don’t steps 2-5, but step 1 is to get both of them hammered drunk.
Posted on 7/25/22 at 1:40 pm to tilthatday
Yeah I had a hunch that was the case. Just looking for feedback from the sex experienced OT baws that have had threesomes before
Posted on 7/25/22 at 1:42 pm to philly444
1) prepare a light dinner for the three of you
2) wine with dinner
3) be EXTREMELY charming and amusing
4) after dinner joint
5) lead the conversation towards women they think are beautiful
6) visual aids are helpful here
7) when the mood id set, step aside
2) wine with dinner
3) be EXTREMELY charming and amusing
4) after dinner joint
5) lead the conversation towards women they think are beautiful
6) visual aids are helpful here
7) when the mood id set, step aside
Posted on 7/25/22 at 1:44 pm to philly444
It is all about creating the right mood:
#1 Put on a movie all ladies like. I suggest Human Centipede.
#2 You want to look cool without trying too hard. Something like a speedo with a mesh tank top.
#3 Have all kinds of liquor on the coffee table and be VERY aggressive, over and over again, that they both keep taking lots of shots.
#4 Cleanliness and grooming go along way. Casually drop into conversation how recently you have washed your sack.
#1 Put on a movie all ladies like. I suggest Human Centipede.
#2 You want to look cool without trying too hard. Something like a speedo with a mesh tank top.
#3 Have all kinds of liquor on the coffee table and be VERY aggressive, over and over again, that they both keep taking lots of shots.
#4 Cleanliness and grooming go along way. Casually drop into conversation how recently you have washed your sack.
Posted on 7/25/22 at 1:56 pm to High C
quote:
Really? Have we reached a time when being faithful makes you a cuck?
You think monogamy has been the norm for males until recently? Who told you that, your wife? Lol Ok simp.
Posted on 7/25/22 at 1:57 pm to philly444
Make a deal with her. You bang one of her friends, she can bang one of your friends. Remember TulaneLSU is your friend.
This post was edited on 7/25/22 at 1:58 pm
Posted on 7/25/22 at 1:58 pm to philly444
quote:
obviously I'm not trying to cheat on my gf.
worst troll ever, your mom says you need to go clean your room

Posted on 7/25/22 at 2:00 pm to Robin Masters
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You think monogamy has been the norm for males until recently? Who told you that, your wife? Lol Ok simp.
You can call me a prude, and I may not disagree. Cuck or simp? Nah.
Posted on 7/25/22 at 2:01 pm to philly444
Need to have a few drinks and be an awesome boyfriend so the friend notices. Go dancing and see if they dance together intimately. If so, slide in on your girlfriends side. And keep the light drinks flowing. Convince them to leave the club around midnight to head back to the house. See where the night goes between them two. Either they end up kissing and you are in OR they are just friends and you go bang your GF.
Posted on 7/25/22 at 2:02 pm to TigerPaw7
—go down how you want it.
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