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re: How do you approach girls at the gym? (Lifting)
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:49 pm to LSU Coyote
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:49 pm to LSU Coyote
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I have tried this with women at my local Dollar General. Problem is they are all black or on meth. So the convos weren't real practice imo.
While I appreciate the humor, I’m trying to help.
Also, women are very attractive to confidence. Always be confident.
Had a girl approach me one time as I was shooting pool. We dated for a bit. I asked her what made her want to approach me? She said the confidence I had when I was shooting pool. And of course I’m good looking as well.
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Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:49 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
Coming from you, this is hilarious
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:50 pm to HoboDickCheese
quote:
You wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is your real test
To train them is your cause
You will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokémon to understand
The power that's inside
How bad azz is this!
This post was edited on 10/2/25 at 5:50 pm
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:51 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
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Yall probably bench the same amount, ask to work in
I know you are 10" shorter than myself, and I'm already short but I am an impressive lifter.
Naturally gifted at pushing weight. Only thing I have going for me.
But you refused to train with me when I lived in Dallas. You might not remember.
So, stfu but still love you
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:52 pm to LSU Coyote
I used to check this girl out at the gym all the time but didnt have the sack to talk to her there. Saw her at a bar and walked up to get a drink and pulled the whole "oh you look familiar" bs. She responded with "you stare at my arse at the gym everyday". I leaned back, looked at her arse, amd said oh yeah i remember now. Ended up smashing and went to her apartment pool with her the next day. She told me my chest would look massive if my nipples weren't so high. I didnt talk to her again after that.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:52 pm to LSU Coyote
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:52 pm to Oilfieldbiology
quote:Mingo approves.
You don’t. You’re not there to pick up chicks, you’re there to make gainz.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:53 pm to LSU Coyote
I give up. I’m trying to help and you’re trolling.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:54 pm to UptownJoeBrown
I'm not, not everything in life is a joke to me.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:54 pm to LSU Coyote
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Idt any of the gyms I visit for lifting have fake weights
You clearly don't know.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:55 pm to LSU Coyote
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everything in life is a joke to me.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:55 pm to LSU Coyote
Tell her she has a great cameltoe.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:56 pm to LSU Coyote
You've gotta try to time it so you can talk to her in the parking lot. Her cloak of unapproachablility disappears when she walks out the door.
And don't forget to tell her you lift, do bjj and have decent cardio.
And don't forget to tell her you lift, do bjj and have decent cardio.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:56 pm to DeltaTigerDelta
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Tell her she has a great cameltoe
Not down with camel toe but I love a brunette with a cute diastema.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:58 pm to LSU Coyote
Don't forget good color of bone
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:58 pm to HoboDickCheese
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good color of bone
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:58 pm to LSU Coyote
Ask her if she can spot you. Then bench only using the bar.
then ask if she's ever been to a gun show before.
then ask if she's ever been to a gun show before.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 6:00 pm to LSU Coyote
quote:A “diaster”.
This thread is full of angry ppl and posters with terrible advice. This is a diaster.
You’re a biaster.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 6:02 pm to LSU Coyote
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BJJ
Might work on a girl from class but probably not on the regular gym girl. You do kind of get a chemistry with females from class just because of how we train but it gets a little awkward once you become an instructor.
I used to wear jits shirts all the time and literally nobody but other dudes that train really give a shite that you do BJJ.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 6:06 pm to Oilfieldbiology
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A discussion around orbitals of molecules containing Carbon and Hydrogen
Don’t forget to suggest Pi bonding.
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