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re: How do you approach girls at the gym? (Lifting)
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:28 pm to LSU Coyote
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:28 pm to LSU Coyote
This thread is full of angry ppl and posters with terrible advice.
This is a diaster.
This is a diaster.
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Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:29 pm to LSU Coyote
Join multiple yoga classes. I’m serious.
And you’re right. Practice approaching people let’s you get better at it. Try small talk at grocery stores, etc. with strangers. Stuff like “I like your hat”, “Looks like you are cooking up something good”. Stuff like that.
And you’re right. Practice approaching people let’s you get better at it. Try small talk at grocery stores, etc. with strangers. Stuff like “I like your hat”, “Looks like you are cooking up something good”. Stuff like that.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:29 pm to Sunnyvale
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Clam down.
(I know it’s just a typo but it’s funny)
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:30 pm to LSU Coyote
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Know almost all TNG seasons 2-6 dialogue by heart
Girls freaking love Star Trek. Make sure to get that in there.
Also, if you get a date, when in the car, put on Side 1 of Rush Moving Pictures. Her panties will slide off by themselves.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:30 pm to Sunnyvale
'Roids are bad for you, FYI
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:31 pm to LSU Coyote
"I'd like to make macaroni noises with you"
Works 60% of the time...every time.
Works 60% of the time...every time.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:33 pm to UptownJoeBrown
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Try small talk at grocery stores
I have tried this with women at my local Dollar General.
Problem is they are all black or on meth.
So the convos weren't real practice imo.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:33 pm to LSU Coyote
Your chances of getting a date at the gym are basically zero unless she approaches you. Women hate being bothered at the gym unless you're like top 10% most attractive males in the world.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:36 pm to The Pirate King
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Your chances of getting a date at the gym are basically zero unless she approaches you.
I'm just looking for friendship.
Someone I can discuss diet, exercise and BJJ with tbh. Someone that isn't male. I tired of talking to these basic bitch males.
I like seasonal decor and a good book. My male friends offer non of this in a convo.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:37 pm to LSU Coyote
Have you tried following her home? Tell her you’re trying to catch a pokeyman or something 
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:37 pm to LSU Coyote
Show her pics of your dog. If she seems disinterested in Nymeria then it's not going to work out anyway.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:39 pm to Tyga Woods
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Your chances of getting a date at the gym are basically zero unless she approaches you.
Only her scent. But I lose the trail in a few feet. Will consult Nymeria.
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Tell her you’re trying to catch a pokeyman or somethin
I failed at being a Pokemon Master. I tried making a push during the summer but couldn't even break into the 2500s. Idk man
This post was edited on 10/2/25 at 5:40 pm
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:41 pm to LSU Coyote
Tell her you are tight with Mingo
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:43 pm to LSU Coyote
quote:any good Catholic girl near your age has been married for 10 years
The good Catholic brunettes are never the ones doing this
You’re looking for a unicorn when you should be looking for divorced moms
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:43 pm to LSU Coyote
I always pretend to be a cleaner. Then I snatch the 4 plate barbell they are using for deadlifts and press it over my head one-armed and spin around saying "helicopter helicopter".
IYKYK
IYKYK
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:45 pm to wareaglepete
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Her panties will slide off by themselves
commando or no go
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:46 pm to oldtrucker
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Tell her you are tight with Mingo
But that would be a lie. I like Mingo because he hates fat ppl, but we are not friends for one simple reason.
When I lived in Dallas he REFUSED TO LIFT WITH ME.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:46 pm to LSU Coyote
quote:Yote, never give up on your dreams
I failed at being a Pokemon Master. I tried making a push during the summer but couldn't even break into the 2500s. Idk man
You wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is your real test
To train them is your cause
You will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokémon to understand
The power that's inside
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:47 pm to LSU Coyote
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Mingo
CPA YoungBoy
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:48 pm to Obtuse1
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always pretend to be a cleaner. Then I snatch the 4 plate barbell they are using for deadlifts
Idt any of the gyms I visit for lifting have fake weights
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