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re: How do really fat people reproduce?
Posted on 3/12/18 at 6:44 pm to TigersHuskers
Posted on 3/12/18 at 6:44 pm to TigersHuskers
He must have a Pringles can for a dong so he can reach. It’s just a guess though
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Posted on 3/12/18 at 6:45 pm to TigersHuskers
It requires a funnel, an electric mixer, tube socks, a food service jar of mayonnaise, lawn darts, the B side to Meatloaf’s “Bat Out of Hell”, and a wombat.
Posted on 3/12/18 at 6:45 pm to fr33manator
What’s the wombat for? I’m now genuinely curious
Posted on 3/12/18 at 6:46 pm to TigersHuskers
people generally catch the fatness after they have been married for a while, so they wouldn't be having sex anymore anyway.
Posted on 3/12/18 at 6:48 pm to fr33manator
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It requires a funnel, an electric mixer, tube socks, a food service jar of mayonnaise, lawn darts, the B side to Meatloaf’s “Bat Out of Hell”, and a wombat.
Posted on 3/12/18 at 6:48 pm to TigersHuskers
Have you thought about asking your parents how the pulled it off before coming to the OT?
This post was edited on 3/12/18 at 6:49 pm
Posted on 3/12/18 at 6:49 pm to TigersHuskers
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How do really fat people reproduce?
A fat guy puts his penis in a fat girl that is ovulating which means she has released an egg from her ovary that is eligible for fertilization. The fat guy moves his penis back and forth within the vagina which stimulates him to orgasm wherein he releases ejaculate which contains semen. These semen pass from the fat guy through the cervix of the fat girl in search of the egg. The first semen to successfully penetrate the egg begins the process of cell division which results in a baby.
I really feel like your parents or a high school coach should have explained this to you by now.
Posted on 3/12/18 at 6:52 pm to Spankum
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people generally catch the fatness after they have been married for a while, so they wouldn't be having sex anymore anyway.
Unfortunatley that’s not true. I went to my daughters recital the other day and some of the little girls there were enormous. They stand no hope of ever being slim, and it was more than just a couple.
Posted on 3/12/18 at 6:52 pm to TigersHuskers
They frick.
Posted on 3/12/18 at 6:53 pm to CamdenTiger
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Lots of flour, I’ve heard....
Dats gonna be a funky roux
Posted on 3/12/18 at 6:56 pm to TigersHuskers
Have a friend who is an OBGYN. She made me almost gag one time talking about the “broomstick method”
The obese chick uses a broomstick horizontal under her fat gut, grabs each end and pulls it back up towards her head allowing the guy entry. In extreme obeseity cases the lady is too fat to lift her own FUPA, they will ask two friends, neighbors and even family members to come each hold an end and pull it up
The obese chick uses a broomstick horizontal under her fat gut, grabs each end and pulls it back up towards her head allowing the guy entry. In extreme obeseity cases the lady is too fat to lift her own FUPA, they will ask two friends, neighbors and even family members to come each hold an end and pull it up
This post was edited on 3/12/18 at 8:35 pm
Posted on 3/12/18 at 7:01 pm to TigersHuskers
Wife's stories from the hospital....
Imagine your mom and your MIL adding a helping hand. Holding, pushing, confirming.....
They want them grandbabies bro.
Imagine your mom and your MIL adding a helping hand. Holding, pushing, confirming.....
They want them grandbabies bro.
Posted on 3/12/18 at 7:07 pm to Eighteen
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broomstick method”
Was coming to post this. Had a fat lady come in with a jaw fracture one day because the broomstick slipped and hit her in the jaw.
Posted on 3/12/18 at 7:08 pm to TigersHuskers
The she fattie sucks off the he fattie and then he aims for the wet spot in the flour.
Posted on 3/12/18 at 7:09 pm to Libertariantiger
How do you get a hard on when your mom is holding your ole lady's gut back?
That's honestly kind of impressive.
That's honestly kind of impressive.
Posted on 3/12/18 at 7:11 pm to Scoop
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These semen pass from the fat guy through the cervix of the fat girl in search of the egg. The first semen to successfully penetrate the egg begins the process of cell division which results in a baby.
I think you mean sperm
Posted on 3/12/18 at 7:22 pm to Eighteen
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The obese chick used a broomstick horizontal under her fat gut, grabs each end and pulls it back up towards her head allowing the guy entry. In extreme obeseity cases the lady is too fat to lift her own FUPA, they will ask two friends, neighbors and even family members to come each hold an end and pull it up
Posted on 3/12/18 at 7:24 pm to Oilfieldbiology
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What’s the wombat for? I’m now genuinely curious
If you have to ask, you aren’t ready for the wombat.
Posted on 3/12/18 at 7:25 pm to Eighteen
i really wish i didnt click this thread now
Posted on 3/12/18 at 7:25 pm to TigersHuskers
Dicky-do aint no hill for a steppa son.
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