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re: How do really fat people reproduce?
Posted on 3/12/18 at 7:27 pm to Eighteen
Posted on 3/12/18 at 7:27 pm to Eighteen
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The obese chick used a broomstick horizontal under her fat gut, grabs each end and pulls it back up towards her head allowing the guy entry. In extreme obeseity cases the lady is too fat to lift her own FUPA, they will ask two friends, neighbors and even family members to come each hold an end and pull it up
That's disgusting. I'd rather just fap for the rest of my life.
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Posted on 3/12/18 at 7:30 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Viagra...it is one hell of a drug.
Or the peptides.
Posted on 3/12/18 at 7:55 pm to TigersHuskers
I always thought it was by budding, but I'm honestly not sure.
Posted on 3/12/18 at 8:04 pm to TigersHuskers
The real question is what sick dude actually wants to hit all these obese women. It seems like every huge black woman always has like 4 kids. Who keeps hitting that 
Posted on 3/12/18 at 8:07 pm to TigersHuskers
Accidental friendly fire. I was cleaning it and it went off in my hand.
Posted on 3/12/18 at 8:12 pm to TigersHuskers
Damn the ot sucks at times. Ya'll are like a bunch of 60's something females watching the Young and the Restless, grow a pair. Ot = Beta bitch!s. Grow a pair, young 'uns
Posted on 3/12/18 at 8:20 pm to TigersHuskers
I've got two words for you: sex swing.
Posted on 3/12/18 at 8:36 pm to Scooby
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Had a fat lady come in with a jaw fracture one day because the broomstick slipped and hit her in the jaw.
Hopefully her jaw wired shut helped her lose weight
Posted on 3/12/18 at 8:45 pm to DavidTheGnome
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. I went to my daughters recital the other day and some of the little girls there were enormous. They stand no hope of ever being slim, and it was more than just a couple.
unfortunately, this is absolutely true. I would like to know how much the average weight of young people has gone up over the last 20 years or so. nothing wrong with having a little baby fat, but I see kids in Jr High that are flat out obese.
Posted on 3/12/18 at 8:51 pm to TigersHuskers
Sperm are exceptional swimmers. If the male can get them to the threshold of the female's vagina, at least one of the 200 million swimmers is likely to cover the distance to the egg.
Posted on 3/12/18 at 8:59 pm to Crimson
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Turkey Baster
not sure if you were joking or "informed" about it but i have a friend and his wife, both 300 lbs plus and that is exactly what the doctor told them to do.
her, legs in air leaning back at 45 degree angle, him, jack off in cup, put in turkey baster and inject her. it took them about 3 weeks of trying but it worked.
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:10 pm to TigersHuskers
I assume it's like how a turkey reproduces, where there is no actual penetration, the female just spreads it apart and the male gets close and drops the semen in
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:13 pm to TigersHuskers
Face down arse up.
I don't care how much arse is in the way, you hit it hard enough you'll still bottom out
I don't care how much arse is in the way, you hit it hard enough you'll still bottom out
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:22 pm to Eighteen
quote:oh my goodness. I’ve never felt so thin in my life
obese chick uses a broomstick horizontal under her fat gut, grabs each end and pulls it back up towards her head allowing the guy entry. In extreme obeseity cases the lady is too fat to lift her own FUPA, they will ask two friends, neighbors and even family members to come
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:27 pm to Crimson
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How do really fat people reproduce?
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Turkey Baster
Posted on 3/12/18 at 9:36 pm to TigersHuskers
the bee puts his thingy in the bird?
Posted on 3/13/18 at 6:49 am to TigersHuskers
There is usually alcohol involved.
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