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How do I deal with a girl that is a horrible kisser?
Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:24 pm
Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:24 pm
The girl is good looking, OT7. Your run of the mill blonde SEC sorority girl that is a 27 year old teacher now.
Went on a date and we kissed when I took her home and it was fricking horrible. I thought it was a joke until we kissed the next time I saw her.
She doesn't tilt her head, opens her mouth only a little and the only thing she does with her tongue is move the very tip up & down at an extremely rapid speed like a snake tongue. Its like the rest of the tongue doesn't even move nor does she even try to kiss WITH me.
What do I do? Do I try to correct her slowly? Straight up tell her she is the absolute worst kisser I have ever kissed and I'm a man whore. Or do I never see her again?
Thanks OT...
Went on a date and we kissed when I took her home and it was fricking horrible. I thought it was a joke until we kissed the next time I saw her.
She doesn't tilt her head, opens her mouth only a little and the only thing she does with her tongue is move the very tip up & down at an extremely rapid speed like a snake tongue. Its like the rest of the tongue doesn't even move nor does she even try to kiss WITH me.
What do I do? Do I try to correct her slowly? Straight up tell her she is the absolute worst kisser I have ever kissed and I'm a man whore. Or do I never see her again?
Thanks OT...
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Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:25 pm to Fishwater
Don't kiss her
Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:25 pm to Fishwater
Inb4picsneeded
Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:25 pm to Fishwater
Gradually lower her head to below your waist when you are kissing.
Her snake tongue will meet your leathered lizard.
Her snake tongue will meet your leathered lizard.
This post was edited on 4/27/16 at 9:31 pm
Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:26 pm to Fishwater
quote:
The girl is good looking, OT7.
pic mf
Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:26 pm to Fishwater
Skip the kissing.
Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:26 pm to Fishwater
Put it in her butt
Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:26 pm to Fishwater
PUT
IT
IN
Your own butt, fig.
IT
IN
Your own butt, fig.
Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:27 pm to Fishwater
just tell her to slow down
Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:27 pm to Fishwater
Skip the kissing go right to the bj.
Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:28 pm to Fishwater
No one on the OT has kissed a girl so I don't know why you're here.
Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:28 pm to Fishwater
Like in dancing, you lead. This was somewhat bonerific, btw.
Maybe lighten up and see if that snake tongue does other tricks.
quote:
opens her mouth only a little and the only thing she does with her tongue is move the very tip up & down at an extremely rapid speed like a snake tongue.
Maybe lighten up and see if that snake tongue does other tricks.
Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:28 pm to Fishwater
Push the issue. Next time you kiss, rape her mouth with your tongue. Don't ask first, just do it
Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:28 pm to Fishwater
Treat her like a hooker. Don't kiss her on the mouth when you frick her. Duh.
Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:29 pm to Fishwater
she sounds gay
Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:29 pm to Fishwater
Stick it in her arse
Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:29 pm to Fishwater
Rum, sodomy and the lash.
Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:30 pm to Fishwater
Motorboatin'
Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:30 pm to Fishwater
Make her suck your cack? Even the worst ones are good ones!
This post was edited on 4/27/16 at 9:31 pm
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