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Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:31 pm to Fishwater
That sounds super weird. Anyway, say shite like, "it's so sexy when you kiss me slowly" or something like that. If you want to invest the time in her.
Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:31 pm to Fishwater
If she's your soulmate you'll eventually stop kissing and having sex with her anyway, so I wouldn't worry about it.
Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:31 pm to Fishwater
Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:32 pm to Fishwater
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What do I do?
KISS HER~~~~RIGHT IN THE.....
Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:33 pm to Fishwater
Take the lead like a man.
Do the open mouth-to-peck type kisses and semi pull away between each one. Pretty much showing her or teaching her how to kiss or how you would want to kiss. She will get the hint.
It's like a dog. Pull your face away every time she gets out of control, she will catch on without you having to be blunt and hurt her feelings.
Good luck.
You should show us pictures of her.
What school district?
Do the open mouth-to-peck type kisses and semi pull away between each one. Pretty much showing her or teaching her how to kiss or how you would want to kiss. She will get the hint.
It's like a dog. Pull your face away every time she gets out of control, she will catch on without you having to be blunt and hurt her feelings.
Good luck.
You should show us pictures of her.
What school district?
This post was edited on 4/27/16 at 9:34 pm
Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:34 pm to Fishwater
Who cares how she kisses. Does she frick good?
Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:35 pm to Fishwater
Why don't you hold of judgement until you sampled the whole thing? She might lack in one area and make up in others.
Or you may have halitosis.
Or you may have halitosis.
Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:35 pm to Fishwater
How do you know that you're not the problem? She has probably been complaining to her friends about your kissing technique
Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:36 pm to Fishwater
Send her my way. I'll work with her instead of bitch about it on a message board.
Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:37 pm to Fishwater
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Do I try to correct her slowly?
That is what you do, the same as you would do while getting a blow job. You know how when girls blow them you give them instructions like "now lick my balls" or "spit on it before you start sucking" and then tell them how good things feel when they are doing them how you like it?
Tell her "slow your tongue down a little, I love it when you do that" and "open your mouth so I can kiss you". Anytime you are doing anything sexual with a girl, even kissing, you need to communicate so you get EXACTLY what you want and they should do the same.
Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:37 pm to Fishwater
Kiss her butthole instead
Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:39 pm to Fishwater
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She doesn't tilt her head, opens her mouth only a little and the only thing she does with her tongue is move the very tip up & down at an extremely rapid speed like a snake tongue. Its like the rest of the tongue doesn't even move nor does she even try to kiss WITH me.
This is a deal killer, move on
Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:39 pm to Pettifogger
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If she's your soulmate you'll eventually stop kissing
This part is actually kind of true. The wife and I pondered the other day about the last time we'd "made out" We couldn't recall so we tried it. It was weird and we both decided that if we were ready enough to make out we would just skip that HS shite and bang one out real quick. Like on the floor of the closet when the kids were eating breakfast or something.
Adults don't have time for tongue kissing. Grow up, Peter Pan.
Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:41 pm to Fishwater
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Kiss her? I'm going to destroy her.
Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:41 pm to SuperSaint
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Take the lead like a man.
Do the open mouth-to-peck type kisses and semi pull away between each one. Pretty much showing her or teaching her how to kiss or how you would want to kiss. She will get the hint.
It's like a dog. Pull your face away every time she gets out of control, she will catch on without you having to be blunt and hurt her feelings.
Good luck.
You should show us pictures of her.
What school district?
She does fine with the kissing until we get to the french kissing, then goes to hell.
FTR, shes about to come over and stay the night so I'll smash tonight. Hopefully her snake tongue will do well below my waist.
She doesn't teach in Louisiana, I'll say that....
Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:45 pm to Fishwater
quote:well then pull away.... If you don't want to man up aka hurt her feelings, then you have to pull away EVERYTIME she gets out of hand... You can't be rewarding her with a continued kiss with her being a savage
She does fine with the kissing until we get to the french kissing, then goes to hell.
Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:48 pm to Fishwater
I kissed one chick that felt like she had no lips. Tucks your lips behind you teeth. That had to be what she did
Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:48 pm to Signal Soldier
quote:this is actually this correct answer in this thread... Flip her over...
Kiss her butthole instead
And the way you described her French kisses, sounds perfect for a rim job..
You may have found a for real keeper, congrats
Posted on 4/27/16 at 9:48 pm to SuperSaint
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well then pull away.... If you don't want to man up aka hurt her feelings
I was going to straight up tell her she is a bad kisser and teach her from scratch how to kiss, but my buddies said that way too much of an a-hole.
Guess I'll do the pullaway....
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