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re: How do I deal with a girl that is a horrible kisser?
Posted on 4/28/16 at 6:50 am to Fishwater
Posted on 4/28/16 at 6:50 am to Fishwater
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the only thing she does with her tongue is move the very tip up & down at an extremely rapid speed like a snake tongue
spread your butt cheeks and back it on in.....you're welcome
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Posted on 4/28/16 at 7:02 am to Fishwater
Dealt with the same issue a few years back. It was a girl who was a friend of a buddy's wife, so I knew her for several years while they were dating then married and always thought she was a smoke show OT 7.3567391).
Finally hooked up one night and she was a HORRIBLE kisser. She was very tight lipped--like a firm pucker--and had no clue what to do from there. We hung out a couple times bc I thought I could change her, but the poor kissing coupled w only decent bjs and bad sex made it not worth it.
Talk about a let down.
Finally hooked up one night and she was a HORRIBLE kisser. She was very tight lipped--like a firm pucker--and had no clue what to do from there. We hung out a couple times bc I thought I could change her, but the poor kissing coupled w only decent bjs and bad sex made it not worth it.
Talk about a let down.
Posted on 4/28/16 at 7:14 am to Fishwater
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She has a great body and fake tits which would be excellent for the summer.
Not just excellent for the summer, great in all seasons, just more readily on display during the summer.
An OT7, you say?
For some reason, the photos aren't showing up for me?
Can you post a couple more?
TIA
Posted on 4/28/16 at 7:23 am to Fishwater
frick her best friend
Posted on 4/28/16 at 7:26 am to WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
Whisper to her. "Slow down baby, relax your lips, let me kiss you for a while."
Then show her how its done.
If she starts to move her tongue give her a gentle "Ah aah. Realx. Let me kiss you."
After a bit. "Now you kiss me" If she starts to go snake tongue, "Take your time baby, savor the moment. We have all the time in the world"
Then show her how its done.
If she starts to move her tongue give her a gentle "Ah aah. Realx. Let me kiss you."
After a bit. "Now you kiss me" If she starts to go snake tongue, "Take your time baby, savor the moment. We have all the time in the world"
Posted on 4/28/16 at 7:38 am to SeasonOfSam
quote:I blame you for this shite. The OP, not so much just yet. But if he continues to let that shite continue and not train her how to do things you like, then that's his own fricking fault.
Talk about a let down.
Jesus Christ, do the younger generations not know a fricking thing about pleasing a woman or how to communicate to her on how she can please you? It's something new every day and at the same time it is nothing new.
For fricks sake, talk to the girl and tell her how you like to kiss if she is obviously shitty at it. When getting a bj and she's doing something you like or don't like address it afterwards, but fricking address it. Same thing with sex and everything else in a relationship.
Oh, and also ask what the frick she likes as well. When you know what she likes and do that well, she'll be more than willing to do the things you like and she'll enjoy doing it for you. It's not fricking difficult.
Don't go running to a damned message board...talk to the woman you damn beta pussies.
Posted on 4/28/16 at 7:42 am to SG_Geaux
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"Slow down baby, relax your lips, let me kiss you for a while."
"Ah aah. Realx. Let me kiss you."
"Now you kiss me"
"Take your time baby, savor the moment. We have all the time in the world"
Are you an R&B singer?
Posted on 4/28/16 at 7:43 am to Fishwater
kissing is over rated. just skip to the hard stuff. pun INTENDED
Posted on 4/28/16 at 7:45 am to Fishwater
onions.
Posted on 4/28/16 at 7:52 am to Bluefin
Some Barry White shite right there no doubt. 
Posted on 4/28/16 at 8:13 am to Fishwater
Give her something else to kiss on
Posted on 4/28/16 at 8:28 am to GRTiger
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This part is actually kind of true. The wife and I pondered the other day about the last time we'd "made out" We couldn't recall so we tried it. It was weird and we both decided that if we were ready enough to make out we would just skip that HS shite and bang one out real quick. Like on the floor of the closet when the kids were eating breakfast or something.
Adults don't have time for tongue kissing. Grow up, Peter Pan.
All of this.
Posted on 4/28/16 at 8:29 am to Lester Earl
You know bj's are going to be horrible, if that's even an option.
Posted on 4/28/16 at 8:32 am to SG_Geaux
quote:
Whisper to her. "Slow down baby, relax your lips, let me kiss you for a while."
Then show her how its done.
If she starts to move her tongue give her a gentle "Ah aah. Realx. Let me kiss you."
After a bit. "Now you kiss me" If she starts to go snake tongue, "Take your time baby, savor the moment. We have all the time in the world"
Why did I just read this in the voice of Isaac Hayes?
Posted on 4/28/16 at 8:33 am to Fishwater
If that's the only knock against her you may can,umm,"modify" her.It may take a few sessions but just try to control the pace and slow her down.Maybe start giving her downers.
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