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re: How difficult is it to fight someone while naked?

Posted on 2/11/18 at 12:42 pm to
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21044 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 12:42 pm to
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Exactly. You got options for victory if you're clever enough.


Exactly, adapt and overcome. You think ppl run from a dog trying to hump their leg, imagine the mental effect of a grown arse naked man doing it.
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 12:42 pm to
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Either my balls will flap around and hurt or I’ll get a boner.

Would be awkward assuming that you are fighting a dude
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21044 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 12:43 pm to
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Would be awkward assuming that you are fighting a dude

Again, whatever it takes
Posted by Duke
Dillon, CO
Member since Jan 2008
36494 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 12:44 pm to
Running out erect has to up your odds by at least double.
Posted by HuckleBearer
Beauregard Parish
Member since Dec 2017
207 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 12:44 pm to
If you doubt your ability to win, then strip down and charge your opponent. Most times, no one is going to want to fight a naked stranger, eliminating the need to fight.
This post was edited on 2/11/18 at 12:47 pm
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21044 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 12:45 pm to
At least.

You'll leave my home mentally fractured... never speaking of it again.
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 2/11/18 at 12:46 pm to
Posted by TurkeysAndBees
Member since Jan 2017
651 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 12:49 pm to
You'd win every time in the ghetto. One of the funniest things ever. Love the way these dudes call em out:

skip first 30 sec:

LINK
This post was edited on 2/11/18 at 12:52 pm
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
24878 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 12:52 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135043 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 1:01 pm to
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Bonus: Stephen King has a passage in the Dark Tower series about a naked fight.



This is what I thought of.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62219 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 1:01 pm to
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Viggo Mortensen seems to be able to handle it.

That was hard to watch. I kept thinking that blade was going to get his scrotum.
Posted by Duke
Dillon, CO
Member since Jan 2008
36494 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 1:02 pm to
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You'll leave my home mentally fractured... never speaking of it again.


Yep.

If you're going to steal from me, you're going to have some mental scaring. I'll crush up a black market Viagra and make sure you're going to need therapy after you get my TV. I want to be damn sure the years of psych bills will make stealing from me a net loss.
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21044 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 1:07 pm to
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
20055 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 1:48 pm to
Posted by lsu1919
Member since May 2017
3244 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 2:06 pm to
Pretty hard for them. Very few people want to fight a naked guy.
Posted by bengalbait
Grove Lounge
Member since Sep 2009
4603 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 2:26 pm to
Happened all the time in Ancient Greece. Wrestlers fought naked. Gymnastics in latin means to exercise naked, gymnos means naked.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122534 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 2:33 pm to
I would have to think there is an element of shock for the person with clothes on. How the frick do you find yourself in a position fighting a dude butt arse naked. Then there is the idea of touching his dick. You don't want to get on the grown and then find the naked dude on top of you.. And he isn't as restricted because he doesn't have clothes on.
Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
9497 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 2:45 pm to
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Then there is the idea of touching his dick. You don't want to get on the grown and then find the naked dude on top of you.. And he isn't as restricted because he doesn't have clothes on.


Sounds like a typical Friday night at a Texas A&M frat.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61611 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 2:49 pm to
didn't stop Viggo Mortensen from kicking arse in Eastern Promises.
Posted by bakersman
Shreveport
Member since Apr 2011
6033 posts
Posted on 2/11/18 at 2:52 pm to
A friend of mine had caught someone trying to steal his kids toys of his patio. He ran outside with his pistol and chased them away. I’m not sure if they ran away because he had a gun or because he was butt arse naked
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