How difficult is it to fight someone while naked?

Your dick would be flopping around while you moved unless you had an erection. I’d at least want some tape to keep it in one place.

Are both of you covered in mud, jello, or water based lubricant?

Umm, how else am I gonna satisfy your wife's rape fantasies?

Wasn't naked but was. I was asleep one night when this dude drove his truck into the side of my garage. I got up, threw a pair of shorts on and went outside. My neighbor was awoken as well and he came outside. We look down the sidewalk and there was a dude stumbling. I actually worked with my neighbor in the same unit. Anyways, we go see who this guy is. He wouldn't stop, so I tackled him on the cold December ground. He got up, my neighbor went to get him, and got punched in his face. The guy then sprinted down the street. He ran into a house, which turned out to be his, and the cops came eventually.

Was fun to talk about the next day at work, but only wearing shorts with no shoes was not fun running down the street.

After the beat down you drag your sack across the opponents face.

Finally an original quality thread. This why I read the OT.

Oh, and fighting naked is a bitch. Never get in a rat tail fight walking back from the showers. That was a lesson I learned in school.

You just gotta commit. No one is ready for a naked person to charge them, it's unsettling. Giving the naked an early advantage.

Smear some war paint on and do some.magic mushrooms for an old world proven method of naked victory.

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It will be if I cant win and start humping their leg

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Exactly. You got options for victory if you're clever enough.

Viggo Mortensen seems to be able to handle it.