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How did Prince Philip not get canceled???
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:26 am
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:26 am
Prince Philip died today at age 99. Here are some of his quotes from the past.....
1966: 'British women can't cook' (in Britain in 1966).
1981: 'Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed' (during the 1981 recession).
1986: 'If you stay here much longer, you'll all be slitty-eyed.' (to British students in China, during the 1986 state visit).
1986: 'If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.' (at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting).
1993: 'You can't have been here that long - you haven't got a pot belly.' (to a Briton in Budapest, Hungary, in 1993).
1994: 'Aren't most of you descended from pirates?' (to a wealthy islander in the Cayman Islands in 1994).
1995: 'We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun, asking 'Are you all right? Are you sure you don't have a ghastly problem?' You just got on with it.' (about the Second World War commenting on modern stress counselling for servicemen in 1995).
1998: 'You managed not to get eaten, then?' (suggesting to a student in 1998 who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea that tribes there were still cannibals).
1999: 'It looks as if it was put in by an Indian.' (pointing at an old-fashioned fusebox in a factory near Edinburgh in 1999).
2001: 'You're too fat to be an astronaut.' (to 13-year-old Andrew Adams who told Philip he wanted to go into space. Salford, 2001).
2002: 'Do you still throw spears at each other?' (In Australia in 2002 talking to a successful aborigine entrepreneur).
2002: 'Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for anorexics?' (to a blind woman outside Exeter Cathedral, 2002)
2010: 'Do you work it a strip club?' (to 24-year-old Barnstaple Sea Cadet Elizabeth Rendle when she told him she also worked in a nightclub in March 2010).
2012: 'How many people have you knocked over this morning on that thing?' (meeting disabled David Miller who drives a mobility scooter at the Valentine Mansion in Redbridge in March 2012)
'I hope he breaks his bloody neck.' (when a photographer covering a royal visit to India fell out of a tree)
'If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she's not interested.' (on the Princess Royal)
'When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.' (on marriage).
'It's a pleasant change to be in a country that isn't ruled by its people.' (to Alfredo Stroessner, the Paraguayan dictator).
1966: 'British women can't cook' (in Britain in 1966).
1981: 'Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed' (during the 1981 recession).
1986: 'If you stay here much longer, you'll all be slitty-eyed.' (to British students in China, during the 1986 state visit).
1986: 'If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.' (at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting).
1993: 'You can't have been here that long - you haven't got a pot belly.' (to a Briton in Budapest, Hungary, in 1993).
1994: 'Aren't most of you descended from pirates?' (to a wealthy islander in the Cayman Islands in 1994).
1995: 'We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun, asking 'Are you all right? Are you sure you don't have a ghastly problem?' You just got on with it.' (about the Second World War commenting on modern stress counselling for servicemen in 1995).
1998: 'You managed not to get eaten, then?' (suggesting to a student in 1998 who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea that tribes there were still cannibals).
1999: 'It looks as if it was put in by an Indian.' (pointing at an old-fashioned fusebox in a factory near Edinburgh in 1999).
2001: 'You're too fat to be an astronaut.' (to 13-year-old Andrew Adams who told Philip he wanted to go into space. Salford, 2001).
2002: 'Do you still throw spears at each other?' (In Australia in 2002 talking to a successful aborigine entrepreneur).
2002: 'Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for anorexics?' (to a blind woman outside Exeter Cathedral, 2002)
2010: 'Do you work it a strip club?' (to 24-year-old Barnstaple Sea Cadet Elizabeth Rendle when she told him she also worked in a nightclub in March 2010).
2012: 'How many people have you knocked over this morning on that thing?' (meeting disabled David Miller who drives a mobility scooter at the Valentine Mansion in Redbridge in March 2012)
'I hope he breaks his bloody neck.' (when a photographer covering a royal visit to India fell out of a tree)
'If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she's not interested.' (on the Princess Royal)
'When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.' (on marriage).
'It's a pleasant change to be in a country that isn't ruled by its people.' (to Alfredo Stroessner, the Paraguayan dictator).
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Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:27 am to Geekboy
Maybe he had balls? Most bend the knee to the cock sucking MSM and allow themselves to be “cancelled”.
This post was edited on 4/9/21 at 7:31 am
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:28 am to Geekboy
frick off with this cancelled shite
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:28 am to Geekboy
frick off
The man just died
Quit being a bitch
The man just died
Quit being a bitch
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:29 am to Geekboy
Sounds like the type of guy I’d like to have a beer with honestly 
Funny old half racist guys are the best
Funny old half racist guys are the best
This post was edited on 4/9/21 at 7:30 am
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:30 am to Geekboy
Because he’s “LibERaL!” And it doesn’t matter what he does/say.
Like Tim Cook, hire slaves to make his iPhones but he’s gay so it okay.
Oh and money helps
Like Tim Cook, hire slaves to make his iPhones but he’s gay so it okay.
Oh and money helps
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:30 am to arseinclarse
Do we really care about Prince Philip?
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:31 am to Geekboy
quote:
If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.' (at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting).
Hahahahaha
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:31 am to Geekboy
The rich and powerful don't get canceled baw
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:33 am to Geekboy
quote:
2001: 'You're too fat to be an astronaut.'
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:35 am to Geekboy
would not be shocked if intense pressure to end the monarchy happens once the Queen passes
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:37 am to Geekboy
That's how men used to speak.
You can't cancel that.
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:37 am to Geekboy
You’re such a little bitch
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:42 am to Geekboy
He was often criticized and the British press is relentless. Your take is quite daft as they say.
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:42 am to Geekboy
Some real gems in here.
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1981: 'Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed' (during the 1981 recession).
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1998: 'You managed not to get eaten, then?' (suggesting to a student in 1998 who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea that tribes there were still cannibals).
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2002: 'Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for anorexics?' (to a blind woman outside Exeter Cathedral, 2002)
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2012: 'How many people have you knocked over this morning on that thing?' (meeting disabled David Miller who drives a mobility scooter at the Valentine Mansion in Redbridge in March 2012)
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'When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.' (on marriage).
This post was edited on 4/9/21 at 7:43 am
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:44 am to Geekboy
Cause he's an old arse man.
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:46 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Sounds like the type of guy I’d like to have a beer with honestly
Sounds like an arrogant prick. Remember this isn’t some OT baw; this is a guy born into the Royal family of Britain - rich, titled, feted everywhere he goes - and he did zero to earn any of that. It is incumbent on a man like that to be humble, otherwise he’s a scrub.
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:46 am to nicholastiger
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would not be shocked if intense pressure to end the monarchy happens once the Queen passes
Why would Parliament end an institution that makes the state billions of dollars each year?
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:47 am to Geekboy
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1966: 'British women can't cook' (in Britain in 1966).
he's not wrong
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1981: 'Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed' (during the 1981 recession).
That's funny
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1986: 'If you stay here much longer, you'll all be slitty-eyed.' (to British students in China, during the 1986 state visit).
At least he didn't say turn yellow and eat bats
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1986: 'If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.' (at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting).
once again not wrong here
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1993: 'You can't have been here that long - you haven't got a pot belly.' (to a Briton in Budapest, Hungary, in 1993).
what's wrong with this? He saying you look fit despite the local cuisine and beer.
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1994: 'Aren't most of you descended from pirates?' (to a wealthy islander in the Cayman Islands in 1994).
Not wrong again
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1995: 'We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun, asking 'Are you all right? Are you sure you don't have a ghastly problem?' You just got on with it.' (about the Second World War commenting on modern stress counselling for servicemen in 1995).
Maybe a little harsh by today's standards, but from his era they did just "get on with it" You take you feelings and you stuff them way down and then cover it with alcohol
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1998: 'You managed not to get eaten, then?' (suggesting to a student in 1998 who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea that tribes there were still cannibals).
Funny, and there used to be cannibals there, whats the big deal?
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1999: 'It looks as if it was put in by an Indian.' (pointing at an old-fashioned fusebox in a factory near Edinburgh in 1999).
They're notorious for rigging stuff
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2001: 'You're too fat to be an astronaut.' (to 13-year-old Andrew Adams who told Philip he wanted to go into space. Salford, 2001).
Have you ever seen a fat astronaut?
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2002: 'Do you still throw spears at each other?' (In Australia in 2002 talking to a successful aborigine entrepreneur).
probably not the right thing to say here.
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2002: 'Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for anorexics?' (to a blind woman outside Exeter Cathedral, 2002)
He's not wrong here at all, emotional support animals all over the god damn place.
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2010: 'Do you work it a strip club?' (to 24-year-old Barnstaple Sea Cadet Elizabeth Rendle when she told him she also worked in a nightclub in March 2010).
He probably saw talent, and wanted to get a full view.
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2012: 'How many people have you knocked over this morning on that thing?' (meeting disabled David Miller who drives a mobility scooter at the Valentine Mansion in Redbridge in March 2012)
whats wrong with this, my grandma was in a scooter, and she ran into people and things all the damn time.
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'I hope he breaks his bloody neck.' (when a photographer covering a royal visit to India fell out of a tree)
Paparazzi's can get fricked RIP in peace Dianna
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'If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she's not interested.' (on the Princess Royal)
Royals like horses and livestock, fact.
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'When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.' (on marriage).
He's not wrong
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It's a pleasant change to be in a country that isn't ruled by its people.' (to Alfredo Stroessner, the Paraguayan dictator).
that's not a good one, so what 2 bad quotes in 99 years. pretty good if you ask me.
Posted on 4/9/21 at 7:47 am to Geekboy
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Geekboy
Impressive. You're a shitty poster no matter what the topic or forum is.
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