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How could they make that stupid Caesar’s Sportsbook commercial worse?

Posted on 9/19/21 at 8:58 pm
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
16953 posts
Posted on 9/19/21 at 8:58 pm
Put that troll-faced nerd cuck Patton Oswalt in it.

Oops- they did it!
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98128 posts
Posted on 9/19/21 at 9:00 pm to
Make it the official sportsbook of LSU athletics.

Oh wait.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164014 posts
Posted on 9/19/21 at 9:01 pm to
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nerd cuck Patton Oswalt

Technically his wife is dead.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 9/19/21 at 9:07 pm to
Include Flo.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8362 posts
Posted on 9/19/21 at 9:08 pm to
Have Lilly in it.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
28915 posts
Posted on 9/19/21 at 10:31 pm to
Include the unfunny current Jake from State Farm idiot.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 9/19/21 at 10:38 pm to
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How could they make that stupid Caesar’s Sportsbook commercial worse?
haven’t seen it but they could check all the diversity boxes and watch the OT experience a conniption triggering event
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30347 posts
Posted on 9/19/21 at 10:42 pm to
By having a girl yell, "We couldn't had a real rocket ship" at the end.
Posted by Leisure Suit Larry
Metairie
Member since Sep 2021
48 posts
Posted on 9/19/21 at 10:55 pm to
Have a bunch of cultcha’ bearers screaming “WHO GOT MY BACK?!” repeatedly for no fricking reason.
Posted by Abstract Queso Dip
Member since Mar 2021
5878 posts
Posted on 9/19/21 at 11:10 pm to
They could think outside the box by telling a story about a couple.of puppies that you out into a box for a temporary home will deciding what the proper housing situation for puppies is while minimizing their feces and urine in their livable area while also protecting them from harm. It's a matter of science, but through modular science experimentation this script didn't test well.
Posted by HerkFlyer
Auburn, AL
Member since Jan 2018
2995 posts
Posted on 9/20/21 at 12:35 am to
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troll-faced nerd cuck Patton Oswalt


Man, if you look up cocksucker in the dictionary…

Not sure how that clown got to be a professional comic. I HATE that motherfricker.
This post was edited on 9/20/21 at 12:36 am
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30011 posts
Posted on 9/20/21 at 12:41 am to
I wish I could find that Twitter comment that absolutely nuked him. He made some sanctimonious Twitter comment and someone came back with a perfectly caustic, tasteless remark referencing his late wife that was just perfect in its brutality.
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
32487 posts
Posted on 9/20/21 at 7:16 am to
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Not sure how that clown got to be a professional comic. I HATE that motherfricker.

He’s pretty funny in King of Queens but I didn’t care for him in anything else.
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56151 posts
Posted on 9/20/21 at 7:26 am to
You are
I am
We are
I am

All Caesar’s, the largest slaveowners in history.
Congrats.

I do hate this commercial.
Posted by John McClane
Member since Apr 2010
36666 posts
Posted on 9/20/21 at 7:34 am to
Leslie Jones is the answer
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 9/20/21 at 7:37 am to
Set it to the Applebee’s song
Posted by Tomatocantender
Boot
Member since Jun 2021
4709 posts
Posted on 9/20/21 at 7:45 am to
The DraftKings commercial is pretty bad too. They not only have the typical white soyboy sitting in a kids vending rocket ship ride, but he has a weak cuck lisp speech impediment to boot.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6404 posts
Posted on 9/20/21 at 7:49 am to
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He’s pretty funny in King of Queens but I didn’t care for him in anything else.


He was great in Stranger Things at dying and being completely worthless
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19347 posts
Posted on 9/20/21 at 7:52 am to
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Not sure how that clown got to be a professional comic.


He was hilarious 15-20 years ago. Now he’s an unfunny bitch. Might as well cut his dick and balls off and become the woman he is trying to be. He’s already got the tits naturally anyway so he’ll save a bit on the transition surgery
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
21305 posts
Posted on 9/20/21 at 8:01 am to
Watching the NFL this season is like the first time I’ve seen broadcast TV commercials in like two years. I do watch YouTube and other stuff online so I guess most of my advertising is pretty targeted since it matches to what I watch.

It’s funny how awful so many commercials that have to appeal to a massive audience without the ability to target specific people can be. That and network tv shows. They’re hilariously cheesy now or melo dramatic. Have they always been this way and I just never noticed because I was used to them or have they gotten worse?
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