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re: How come they dont make a condom that only covers your cockhead?

Posted on 5/20/20 at 4:14 pm to
Posted by jscrims
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Posted on 5/20/20 at 4:14 pm to
How dumb are you?
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 5/20/20 at 4:14 pm to
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Or the women you sleep with are more intelligent/diligent about BC than you are


Not really.

The only woman I've ever slept with whom I wouldn't have been okay having a kid with is my ex wife.

And I reminded her twice daily to make sure I dodged that bullet.
Posted by redstick13
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Posted on 5/20/20 at 4:16 pm to
Maybe none of the women you played roulette with wanted you to father their child.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 5/20/20 at 4:18 pm to
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Not really.


Either they were taking care of business or you are a Barren Karen magnet
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56775 posts
Posted on 5/20/20 at 4:19 pm to
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Maybe none of the women you played roulette with wanted you to father their child.



.035% chance that any of them weren't on BC or took some similar action afterwards.
Posted by NawlinsTiger9
Where the mongooses roam
Member since Jan 2009
40527 posts
Posted on 5/20/20 at 4:21 pm to
You can get STDs through the shaft bro
Posted by FrankDrebin
The Port o'Potty
Member since Sep 2018
994 posts
Posted on 5/20/20 at 4:23 pm to


Here a picture of me and the old lady using the only condom I would trust.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56775 posts
Posted on 5/20/20 at 4:26 pm to
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You can get STDs through the shaft bro



And you'll still get HPV even if you got that shite safer than Fort Knox. Pretty sure HPV related throat cancer is the leading cancer in men under 45.

Still, who gives a shite? tGOAT on dental dams.

"I'd rather die than insult my way out of some pussy."
This post was edited on 5/20/20 at 4:27 pm
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 5/20/20 at 4:28 pm to
Cockhead on some are bigger than whole penises / penes of others.
Sorry you weren’t gifted
Try a piece of Saran Wrap and a rubber band
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 5/20/20 at 4:28 pm to
I love the internet
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42795 posts
Posted on 5/20/20 at 4:29 pm to
Because condoms aren’t designed for birth control but rather for VD prevention.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
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Posted on 5/20/20 at 4:29 pm to
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Some of y'all go arse to vagina, a piece of latex is nothing.


Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
41402 posts
Posted on 5/20/20 at 4:30 pm to
They aren't batting 1.00 in that arena either.
Posted by Johnny3tears
Somewhere in La
Member since Jan 2012
2822 posts
Posted on 5/20/20 at 4:31 pm to
Serious question how come they don’t have male birth control? I would be popping that shite like it’s candy. At the hospital right now waiting on my third son to be born.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20423 posts
Posted on 5/20/20 at 4:31 pm to
you sound too stupid to be having sex if you don't know the answer to that one.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76790 posts
Posted on 5/20/20 at 4:32 pm to
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you sound too stupid to be having sex




i mean to even think of something like this is really dumb.

taking the time to start a thread asking this question makes me wonder how OP remembers to breathe.
This post was edited on 5/20/20 at 4:34 pm
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 5/20/20 at 4:33 pm to
I always pull out in time to blow my load on your mom’s face
Posted by zippyputt
Member since Jul 2005
7261 posts
Posted on 5/20/20 at 4:35 pm to
Some folks should just not procreate!
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20423 posts
Posted on 5/20/20 at 4:35 pm to
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Serious question how come they don’t have male birth control? I



They do, it's called a vasectomy. Simple in-office procedure, short recovery time and no more being in the hospital waiting for your baby to be born.
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
7085 posts
Posted on 5/20/20 at 4:36 pm to
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This post was edited on 5/13/21 at 7:20 am
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