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re: How come they dont make a condom that only covers your cockhead?
Posted on 5/20/20 at 3:51 pm to GatorStud420
Posted on 5/20/20 at 3:51 pm to GatorStud420
They do, but only in your size.
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Posted on 5/20/20 at 3:52 pm to ksayetiger
Posted on 5/20/20 at 3:53 pm to BluegrassBelle
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Its apparently not hard
no wonder it slipped off.
Posted on 5/20/20 at 3:54 pm to BluegrassBelle
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Because us ladies don't want to have to fish a "cockhead" condom out of our vagina every time we have sex?
Posted on 5/20/20 at 3:55 pm to BluegrassBelle
quote:Let him PIIYB. Problem solved
Because us ladies don't want to have to fish a "cockhead" condom out of our vagina every time we have sex?
Posted on 5/20/20 at 3:55 pm to jflsufan
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This will only hurt for a little while.
I'll only put the head of it in.
I promise that I'll never try to cum in your mouth.
Damn, now I've got to listen to some DAC.
Posted on 5/20/20 at 3:55 pm to BluegrassBelle
If I'm wearing a condom, I never know if its wet or not.
Posted on 5/20/20 at 3:57 pm to GatorStud420
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How come they dont make a condom that only covers your cockhead?
So when I was about 13 I found this thing online called a Uball which is just that.
No idea if they are still made. No idea if they work. But it is a condom that suctions to the head of your dick
Posted on 5/20/20 at 3:57 pm to GatorStud420
Hooked up with a girl once and I felt the tip poking something rubbery. Being stupid, my mind went to bad places and I thought there was a used condom inside her. So I stopped and asked if she had sex with someone else that day. She said "Of course not. Why would you ask something like that?" I said I think you have a condom inside you. She said "You mean my diaphram?!?!?"
Needless to say, she was not happy and I got the boot.
Posted on 5/20/20 at 3:59 pm to NATidefan
What’s OP gonna do with the extra room?
This post was edited on 5/20/20 at 4:02 pm
Posted on 5/20/20 at 4:00 pm to AUFANATL
quote:
Hooked up with a girl once and I felt the tip poking something rubbery. Being stupid, my mind went to bad places and I thought there was a used condom inside her. So I stopped and asked if she had sex with someone else that day. She said "Of course not. Why would you ask something like that?" I said I think you have a condom inside you. She said "You mean my diaphram?!?!?"
subtle brag
Also I didn't know anyone used diaphragms anymore.
This post was edited on 5/20/20 at 4:01 pm
Posted on 5/20/20 at 4:00 pm to AUFANATL
You weren't sponge worthy?
Posted on 5/20/20 at 4:01 pm to Darth_Vader
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One of the numerous Benefits of being in a monogamous relationship and having a vasectomy
No vasectomy, and I have never pulled out.
Ever.
I actually got tested in college because I thought my boys couldn't swim
I tested around 28% above the average for viability. And I've won that game of Russian roulette more times than I can count
This post was edited on 5/20/20 at 4:02 pm
Posted on 5/20/20 at 4:02 pm to redstick13
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You weren't sponge worthy?
Underrated post
Posted on 5/20/20 at 4:04 pm to X123F45
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And I've won that game of Russian roulette more times than I can count
Or the women you sleep with are more intelligent/diligent about BC than you are
Posted on 5/20/20 at 4:06 pm to GatorStud420
You knew they have a serial number on a condom?
That's because you never rolled it down far enough.
That's because you never rolled it down far enough.
Posted on 5/20/20 at 4:07 pm to GatorStud420
I haven't worn a condom since 2004. I played some roulette like many of yall and came out on top (no pun intended).
I hated the damn things. The warmth of the vag was lost.
I hated the damn things. The warmth of the vag was lost.
Posted on 5/20/20 at 4:08 pm to GatorStud420
Do you want them to use velcro to keep it on?
Posted on 5/20/20 at 4:11 pm to BluegrassBelle
Some of y'all go arse to vagina, a piece of latex is nothing.
Posted on 5/20/20 at 4:13 pm to X123F45
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I've won that game of Russian roulette more times than I can count
Some probably just didn't tell you about the abortion.
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