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Posted on 9/22/22 at 8:43 pm to
Posted by LordSnow
Your Mom's House
Member since May 2011
5518 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 8:43 pm to
I got hit by a car after flipping him off in the parking lot of Mike's bar and grill and drug through the parking lot until he had to stop because of traffic at Sherwood forest. I went rolling out into traffic.
Posted by Metrybaw
Member since Apr 2022
180 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 8:45 pm to
Pre-Katrina I lived in downtown New orleans near charity hospital just off Canal. I would routinely go for night runs by weaving through downtown to Tchoupitoulas, down to the Walmart, took a right on Felicity down to Camp and then back to the Charity area. Nobody ever bothered me
This post was edited on 9/22/22 at 8:48 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175988 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 8:46 pm to
damn
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175988 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 8:47 pm to
You couldve been an afterschool special
Posted by Team Vote
DFW
Member since Aug 2014
7730 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 8:50 pm to
Got blackout drunk at the age of 16 and passed out on my back in a room alone. By some miracle I came to long enough to turn my head and throw up, I could have choked on my own vomit.

I won’t be able to keep my kids from drinking but I’ll make sure they know to give it a few minutes between drinks, it’s not an instant effect
Posted by Caraway Rye
Member since Oct 2021
5108 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 8:51 pm to
My uncle was dumb enough to let me use his Ducati 1098R that was his old bike and made street legal

Cant believe you can legally ride that on roads its too good

Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5701 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 8:51 pm to
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fell off a 3 story parking garage


Kindred spirit
Posted by jdaute2
lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2012
1775 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 8:52 pm to
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Too many times to count. Got super drunk at Georgia one year during The dinardo years, fell off a 3 story parking garage. Hit cooling tower on way down, then hit big ac unit and finally the ground. It was straight Whisky after that. Whole body was black and purple for weeks.


Wow. That’s legitimately impressive.
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24837 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 8:53 pm to
I enlisted, so…
Posted by tigerforever7
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2012
1049 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 8:54 pm to
Thought about driving on government.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48606 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 8:55 pm to
It's kind of scary how much dumb shite I did from 15-22 or so.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Jul 2009
48642 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 8:57 pm to
So very glad there were no camera phones and video then

All that remains of the stupid stuff we did is memories.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175988 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 9:01 pm to
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It's kind of scary how much dumb shite I did from 15-22 or so.


those are the years


think back through the generations and the Tor teasing a sabercat hilarity

the stupid things our ancestors survived and they were the smart ones
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64613 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 9:02 pm to
Stepped off the school bus in either the 1st or 2nd grade, never checked up to cross the road to go in the house. My big bother pulled me back at the last second before I stepped in front of a car that zoomed by going Lord knows how fast. Missed me by inches.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 9:03 pm to
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Stepped off the school bus in either the 1st or 2nd grade, never checked up to cross the road to go in the house. My big bother pulled me back at the last second before I stepped in front of a car that zoomed by going Lord knows how fast. Missed me by inches.



You’re like a cat. How many more lives do you have left?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64613 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 9:05 pm to
I dunno but I don’t want to test it.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48606 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 9:07 pm to
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So very glad there were no camera phones and video then ?

All that remains of the stupid stuff we did is memories.

Our kids weren't as wild as us although I'm not totally done. I'm thankful if that holds true. Just not sure why.
Posted by Kato
Sec 102
Member since Nov 2006
2775 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 9:10 pm to
As a middle schooler I filled my bathtub up with several bottles of rubbing alcohol and then lit it on fire. It was the most amazing blue flame that danced around in the tub. I turned the shower on to try and put it out and it scattered flaming alcohol around the bathroom…nearly caught the house on fire.
Posted by SwampGar
Texas
Member since Jan 2020
887 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 9:11 pm to
A plethora of times.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63066 posts
Posted on 9/22/22 at 9:12 pm to
I got so drunk after an Astros game, list eater had to take care of me. I probably should be dead right now.
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