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How can I get this virus?
Posted on 3/2/20 at 8:22 pm
Posted on 3/2/20 at 8:22 pm
F this crap. Time to just get it over with. Where can I go contract it? I'll be sick for a week or so and be done with it.
Posted on 3/2/20 at 8:24 pm to tgrbaitn08
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Go find an Oriental spa
Chlymydia won't kill you. Trust me...
Posted on 3/2/20 at 8:24 pm to prplhze2000
Yeah.....about that.
There’s been reports of reinfection being a thing.
And the second go round could frick with your heart.
There’s been reports of reinfection being a thing.
And the second go round could frick with your heart.
Posted on 3/2/20 at 8:24 pm to Sao
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Trust me...
Okay
Bookmarked
Posted on 3/2/20 at 8:24 pm to prplhze2000
There’s over 50 dead in Italy, a modern well off country not the shithole of Wuhan. 8 dead in the US.
Is it the end of the world? No. But all that are trying to downplay it are foolish, the virus is killing and yeah it looks like at a rate higher than the flu.
Is it the end of the world? No. But all that are trying to downplay it are foolish, the virus is killing and yeah it looks like at a rate higher than the flu.
Posted on 3/2/20 at 8:25 pm to prplhze2000
Sounds like you are a bug chaser
Posted on 3/2/20 at 8:27 pm to prplhze2000
Don't forget to take Jim Rockford with you
Posted on 3/2/20 at 8:37 pm to DavidTheGnome
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the virus is killing and yeah it looks like at a rate higher than the flu.
It's killing mostly elderly that have underlying health issues. Influenza does the same thing every year and has been especially vicious this year. If more countries were testing for it properly you would see more cases that would lower the over death percentage to something more in line with Influenza.
West Nile
SARS
Bird Flu
E Coli
Swine Flu
Ebola
Zika
COVID-19
Next year it will be something else to fear and panic over so that you stay tuned to the media for updates
Marilyn Manson made a good point about the media fear-mongering in Bowling for Columbine
This post was edited on 3/2/20 at 8:46 pm
Posted on 3/2/20 at 8:45 pm to stout
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Influenza does the same thing every year and has been especially vicious this year.
While it’s been very wide spread, severity indicators have been moderate to low this year.
There is a lot of undue panic over this, but you are trying too hard to equate this to the typical flu.
This has shown to have a pronounced asymmetrical severity associated with age. Almost all below the age of 50 will see next to nothing with an illness more like a cold then the flu. Mortality shoots up significantly (~5-15%) above 60 though. Probable reason for this is related to the biochemical mechanism the virus uses to infect. Older you are, the more virulent the virus is for you.
I don’t remember hearing about seasonal flu causing 6 funerals at a single retirement home in a 48 hour period.
This post was edited on 3/2/20 at 8:54 pm
Posted on 3/2/20 at 10:20 pm to prplhze2000
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Where can I go contract it?
Suppose you could lick some door handles at an airport.
Posted on 3/2/20 at 10:20 pm to prplhze2000
order some Chinese delivery and ask for extra Carona
Posted on 3/2/20 at 10:55 pm to prplhze2000
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This post was edited on 5/7/20 at 3:15 pm
Posted on 3/2/20 at 10:58 pm to Volvagia
This thing is a death sentence. No coming back from it
Posted on 3/2/20 at 11:05 pm to stout
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Next year it will be something else to fear and panic over so that you stay tuned to the media for updates
Comparing this to those you listed is foolish.
Posted on 3/2/20 at 11:43 pm to genuineLSUtiger
If coronavirus gets me 3% on my new home loan can we get something a little worse to push the rates down to 2%?
Posted on 3/2/20 at 11:55 pm to FightnBobLafollette
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Comparing this to those you listed is foolish.
Why?
Posted on 3/2/20 at 11:58 pm to prplhze2000
Get some bitches to sneeze in your mouth
Posted on 3/2/20 at 11:59 pm to stout
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West Nile
SARS
Bird Flu
E Coli
Swine Flu
Ebola
Zika
COVID-19
frick it, throw in Mad Cow Disease as well.
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