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How can I get this virus?

Posted on 3/2/20 at 8:22 pm
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
51403 posts
Posted on 3/2/20 at 8:22 pm
F this crap. Time to just get it over with. Where can I go contract it? I'll be sick for a week or so and be done with it.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 3/2/20 at 8:23 pm to
Go find an Oriental spa
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65706 posts
Posted on 3/2/20 at 8:24 pm to
quote:

Go find an Oriental spa


Chlymydia won't kill you. Trust me...
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
51907 posts
Posted on 3/2/20 at 8:24 pm to
Yeah.....about that.



There’s been reports of reinfection being a thing.

And the second go round could frick with your heart.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 3/2/20 at 8:24 pm to
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Trust me...


Okay

Bookmarked
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29166 posts
Posted on 3/2/20 at 8:24 pm to
There’s over 50 dead in Italy, a modern well off country not the shithole of Wuhan. 8 dead in the US.

Is it the end of the world? No. But all that are trying to downplay it are foolish, the virus is killing and yeah it looks like at a rate higher than the flu.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89902 posts
Posted on 3/2/20 at 8:25 pm to
Sounds like you are a bug chaser
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 3/2/20 at 8:26 pm to
Go to Wuhan for sure
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136811 posts
Posted on 3/2/20 at 8:27 pm to
Don't forget to take Jim Rockford with you
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167247 posts
Posted on 3/2/20 at 8:37 pm to
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the virus is killing and yeah it looks like at a rate higher than the flu.



It's killing mostly elderly that have underlying health issues. Influenza does the same thing every year and has been especially vicious this year. If more countries were testing for it properly you would see more cases that would lower the over death percentage to something more in line with Influenza.

West Nile
SARS
Bird Flu
E Coli
Swine Flu
Ebola
Zika
COVID-19

Next year it will be something else to fear and panic over so that you stay tuned to the media for updates

Marilyn Manson made a good point about the media fear-mongering in Bowling for Columbine
This post was edited on 3/2/20 at 8:46 pm
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
51907 posts
Posted on 3/2/20 at 8:45 pm to
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Influenza does the same thing every year and has been especially vicious this year.




While it’s been very wide spread, severity indicators have been moderate to low this year.


There is a lot of undue panic over this, but you are trying too hard to equate this to the typical flu.

This has shown to have a pronounced asymmetrical severity associated with age. Almost all below the age of 50 will see next to nothing with an illness more like a cold then the flu. Mortality shoots up significantly (~5-15%) above 60 though. Probable reason for this is related to the biochemical mechanism the virus uses to infect. Older you are, the more virulent the virus is for you.

I don’t remember hearing about seasonal flu causing 6 funerals at a single retirement home in a 48 hour period.
This post was edited on 3/2/20 at 8:54 pm
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
12629 posts
Posted on 3/2/20 at 10:20 pm to
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Where can I go contract it?


Suppose you could lick some door handles at an airport.
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9646 posts
Posted on 3/2/20 at 10:20 pm to
order some Chinese delivery and ask for extra Carona
Posted by pelicansfan123
Member since Jan 2015
1990 posts
Posted on 3/2/20 at 10:55 pm to
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This post was edited on 5/7/20 at 3:15 pm
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
72948 posts
Posted on 3/2/20 at 10:58 pm to
This thing is a death sentence. No coming back from it
Posted by FightnBobLafollette
Member since Oct 2017
12204 posts
Posted on 3/2/20 at 11:05 pm to
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Next year it will be something else to fear and panic over so that you stay tuned to the media for updates


Comparing this to those you listed is foolish.

Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15785 posts
Posted on 3/2/20 at 11:43 pm to
If coronavirus gets me 3% on my new home loan can we get something a little worse to push the rates down to 2%?


Posted by Chef Free Gold Bloom
Wherever I’m needed
Member since Dec 2019
1364 posts
Posted on 3/2/20 at 11:55 pm to
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Comparing this to those you listed is foolish.


Why?
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164137 posts
Posted on 3/2/20 at 11:58 pm to
Get some bitches to sneeze in your mouth
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66438 posts
Posted on 3/2/20 at 11:59 pm to
quote:

West Nile
SARS
Bird Flu
E Coli
Swine Flu
Ebola
Zika
COVID-19


frick it, throw in Mad Cow Disease as well.
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