Hottest pepper you’ve had on the scoville scale

I can’t take a hot jalapeño. No clue how people do any hotter than that.

My dumbass cousin made some chili and added some Carolina reaper. It was fricking hot, I think I got a couple spoonfuls down and that was it. The morning shite afterwards was just as bad.

Bit an orange Habernero once. It was pretty hot. No need to try anything worse than that

Snorted many a pound of 120k Scoville ground pepper

I grow tombstone ghost peppers, so 1,000,000.

Have a buddy who thought he going to be a badass and eat a hand full of dried ghost peppers once. He made it roughly a minute before he nonchalantly walks into the bathroom. It sounded like he was expelling a demon. We were all laughing until he asked for an ambulance because he had severe chest pains. I legit thought he had a heart attack, but after about 30 minutes he calmed down.

When I was working as a lot boy washing cars, we once had a catfish fry and the mechanics brought some ghost chilis. I was only 15 at the time and they said they’d give me $20 to eat the ghost chili. Given I was only making 5 bucks an hour, I was all on board to eat it for a half days work. Burnt the frick off my taste buds. fricking miserable for well over an hour and took me two weeks to fully regain my taste.

I've had a few ghost peppers, but I really fricked up one day in a diner when I whined about wanting something hotter than Tabasco to myself. The owner heard me, and said, "try this out for size."

Put a little bit on a saltine.

HOLY frick

As soon as I swallowed it, he motioned for an employee to bring me a glass of milk. As I started to feel the burn of a thousand suns seep through my esophagus, I looked at the bottle.

Four fricking million scovilles. I was practically high for two hours and it took me a few days to properly taste anything.

Naa, I'll let catfish Cooley handle that mess and just watch his vids...