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re: Hook up scene on Cruise ships

Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:38 pm to
Posted by Del Devereaux
West Hollywood, CA
Member since Dec 2011
873 posts
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:38 pm to
What I’m really flabbergasted about dude, is that you actually put it out there on TD that you’re going ALONE. However, in some demented way I admire you for it. It takes balls to admit shite like that.
Posted by FightnBobLafollette
Member since Oct 2017
12204 posts
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:42 pm to
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What I’m really flabbergasted about dude, is that you actually put it out there on TD that you’re going ALONE. However, in some demented way I admire you for it. It takes balls to admit shite like t


Sometimes it’s better not to post until you’ve read the thread.
Posted by Keeble9145
Member since Sep 2015
994 posts
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:42 pm to
Did you read any of the fricking posts? Jesus Christ,
Going to be the only single one in the family and have a room to myself.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5768 posts
Posted on 5/30/19 at 9:47 pm to
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Let’s put it this way


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come back from a cruise with any form of STD


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If you can’t


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you should just give up.


FIFY
Posted by Interweb Cowboy
NW Bama
Member since Dec 2010
3193 posts
Posted on 5/30/19 at 10:06 pm to
So when do you leave? You should have no problem hooking up. I have been on several Royal Caribbean cruises and the clientele is definitely a cut above Carnival.

Come back and update the thread when you get back.
Posted by Delacroix22
Member since Aug 2013
4537 posts
Posted on 5/30/19 at 10:13 pm to
Go for the workers

Go to the casino and drink and hang out and chat up some dealers

The HOTTEST woman I've ever hooked up with in my life was a blackjack dealer on a cruise

From Estonia

All the workers seem like gypsies of some sort, kind of odd

Chatted her up one night

Saw her on the beach the next day in a white bikini, slender tan Eastern European accent just a pure goddess

Hung out all day last night of the cruise we banged

Didn't spend any time with the fam

10/10 week

Good luck
Posted by Keeble9145
Member since Sep 2015
994 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 8:18 am to
Leaving on Sunday. I’ll send updates through out the trip lol
Posted by bayouvette
Raceland
Member since Oct 2005
5984 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 8:30 am to
thats what i came to say. dont forget about the workers.
Posted by SaturdayTraditions
Down Seven Bridges Rd
Member since Sep 2015
3383 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 8:42 am to
Do you have enough game to get into the crew areas? That is where the freaks reside.
Posted by SaturdayTraditions
Down Seven Bridges Rd
Member since Sep 2015
3383 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 8:45 am to
quote:

Go for the workers

Go to the casino and drink and hang out and chat up some dealers

The HOTTEST woman I've ever hooked up with in my life was a blackjack dealer on a cruise

From Estonia

All the workers seem like gypsies of some sort, kind of odd

Chatted her up one night

Saw her on the beach the next day in a white bikini, slender tan Eastern European accent just a pure goddess

Hung out all day last night of the cruise we banged

Didn't spend any time with the fam

10/10 week

Good luck


Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39219 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 8:51 am to
I'm sure that is probably a better story
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20364 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 8:53 am to
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Welp looks like im going to be taking advantage of that drink package. They'll be a 10 eventually


Until you wake up sometime later and need to gnaw your arm off like a nutria in a leg trap to get out the cabin.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30406 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 8:55 am to
Wear a speedo and put a cucumber in the front, works like a charm.
Posted by Don Johnson
Member since Dec 2010
529 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 9:06 am to
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I went on a cruise after I graduated high school. Unfortunately, we didn't find the good club until the last night. There were females everywhere. I was asking this one girl if she wanted to dance. She kept smiling and shaking her head no. Then her friend grabbed my arm, and said she'd love to. She was attractive too, so I had no problem with the switch up.

So shortly after, we were making out. The original girl that I was asking to dance, got mad at her (I guess she was just playing hard to get, and her friend ruined her game). So the girl that I was dancing with wanted to go to the back deck, to get away. We did some 2nd base action on one of the lounge chairs. Then she asked if I wanted to go back to her room. Spent the night there


I read this in his voice and it was perfect.
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
30970 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 9:21 am to
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Welp looks like im going to be taking advantage of that drink package. They'll be a 10 eventually

Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
112530 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 9:21 am to
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Yea they got me for $4100 after the drink package. Not counting the flight to Orlando and back
Dude I am not a cruise basher. I enjoy them

But frick paying $4100 plus flight cost to go on a cruise as a single dude

You could have vacationed anywhere in the world for a week at that cost
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
27920 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 9:22 am to
The girls be drippin and slippin
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
29109 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 9:34 am to
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Hook up scene on Cruise ships


If you can get excited for overweight post-menopausal women who's husbands have already died, it's like a buffet.
Posted by Keeble9145
Member since Sep 2015
994 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 5:29 pm to
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If you can get excited for overweight post-menopausal women who's husbands have already died, it's like a buffet.


4 Andy gators in at the airport and this is seeming like a plan D but not off of the table.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 5/31/19 at 5:31 pm to
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Anyone with experience?


Crew Not steward department. Shore ex, activity leaders, bartenders
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