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re: Honest stories about losing your shite...
Posted on 11/15/22 at 3:27 pm to Bucket
Posted on 11/15/22 at 3:27 pm to Bucket
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He then drove off past the clubhouse to the parking lot. As we were on the green, he drove back and waded into the hazard to his clubs. He pulled them to the bank and got his car keys out of the bag and then threw the clubs back into the water.
POWER MOVE!!!
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Posted on 11/15/22 at 3:45 pm to CrappyPants
I flip out all the time, but generally can stop short of doing something to hurt others, myself, and/or property or suffering significant consequences.
The only occasion I remember losing my shite and suffering real consequences was about 20 years ago. I dated a girl for about a year then, out of the blue, she ended it and I was pretty upset about it. About a month later I was close to getting over it when she came back wanting to get back together. Foolishly (in hindsight) I did. Things seemed to better than before and we were together another 9-10 months before she starting acting suspicious. The relationship ended once more and it seemed like for good this time...until a few months later she started wanting to hang out again. Eventually it led to a night of "getting back together". A few days later we were in her car going somewhere when she basically said everything before was a mistake, she was with another guy, and didn't want to see me again (even though she was the one who had reached out to me in the first place). I lost it and violently jammed a ballpoint pen she had sitting in the cupholder into the dashboard of her car. She demanded I pay to have it repaired. I told her to F-off. That officially and permanently ended that relatoinship.
The only occasion I remember losing my shite and suffering real consequences was about 20 years ago. I dated a girl for about a year then, out of the blue, she ended it and I was pretty upset about it. About a month later I was close to getting over it when she came back wanting to get back together. Foolishly (in hindsight) I did. Things seemed to better than before and we were together another 9-10 months before she starting acting suspicious. The relationship ended once more and it seemed like for good this time...until a few months later she started wanting to hang out again. Eventually it led to a night of "getting back together". A few days later we were in her car going somewhere when she basically said everything before was a mistake, she was with another guy, and didn't want to see me again (even though she was the one who had reached out to me in the first place). I lost it and violently jammed a ballpoint pen she had sitting in the cupholder into the dashboard of her car. She demanded I pay to have it repaired. I told her to F-off. That officially and permanently ended that relatoinship.
Posted on 11/15/22 at 3:48 pm to Homey the Clown
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....hit a culvert head on going about 80ish MPH. Lucky to be alive after that one. Totaled the car, spent a week in the hospital with a ruptured kidney, the skin over the corner of my eye socket glued closed, and pretty good concussion. Got a ticket for leaving the scene of an accident....
You didn't leave the scene in an ambulance?
Posted on 11/15/22 at 4:33 pm to CrappyPants
I haven't lost my shite over an LSU game since that fateful day 1/12. But that ended when we couldn't tackle Patrick Nix and he throws up a blind pass for a TD last year. Sumbitch must have dodged 20 sacks that day. I started kicking and throwing household items like a complete jackass.
Posted on 11/15/22 at 4:39 pm to BoostAddict
I didn't throw anything but some pretty unbelievable profanity came out of my mouth when we couldn't trap Nix ....
Posted on 11/15/22 at 4:50 pm to Funky Tide 8
Hahahaha. Hey, sometimes even the most composed people lose it. I will put up with so much shite, but when I've finally had enough, Look out! One day you will see me on that show called "Snapped".
Posted on 11/15/22 at 4:52 pm to CrappyPants
How much time you got?
Most recently punted my garbage can through the house. Twice in 3 days.
Choked a dude out at a bar for being a smart arse. No one saw it until I threw him across the room.
Different night, big corn fed mother fricker made a personal comment towards me. Dropped him like a sack of potatoes by planting my forehead into his nose before he could blink. That was fun, he’d been fricking with errbody that night. Afterwards people I didn’t know approached to say thanks and shake my hand.
Bartender touched me aggressively, turned him upside down and pile drove his head into the ground. Banned from that bar for life.
There are more. The next one just may be throwing my laptop through a window. Hope it doesn’t happen, but it’s been on my mind.
Most recently punted my garbage can through the house. Twice in 3 days.
Choked a dude out at a bar for being a smart arse. No one saw it until I threw him across the room.
Different night, big corn fed mother fricker made a personal comment towards me. Dropped him like a sack of potatoes by planting my forehead into his nose before he could blink. That was fun, he’d been fricking with errbody that night. Afterwards people I didn’t know approached to say thanks and shake my hand.
Bartender touched me aggressively, turned him upside down and pile drove his head into the ground. Banned from that bar for life.
There are more. The next one just may be throwing my laptop through a window. Hope it doesn’t happen, but it’s been on my mind.
Posted on 11/15/22 at 4:55 pm to CrappyPants
I had someone lose their shite on me and threw a chair at me over a game of spades.
Posted on 11/15/22 at 5:02 pm to CrappyPants
I poured gas all over a guys roof in highschool cause he ran inside and wouldn't come out and fight
Posted on 11/15/22 at 5:05 pm to CrappyPants
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Yes out of high school. frick. I'm this close to losing my shite again.
Let's see it you tard
Posted on 11/15/22 at 5:05 pm to CrappyPants
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Yes out of high school. frick. I'm this close to losing my shite again.
Let's see it you tard
Posted on 11/15/22 at 7:49 pm to Cdawg
You’re sharp, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
Posted on 11/15/22 at 7:58 pm to CrappyPants
So I’m thinking you never had much shite to lose if you only scored a 22 on the ACT after taking 3 times. Are you on the spectrum?
Posted on 11/15/22 at 8:09 pm to CrappyPants
I caught my daughter trying to sneak in her then boyfriend in the house one night. I chased that kid out of the yard while swinging my belt. I think I may have caught his leg once. I old my daughter if the camera would’ve went off I would’ve thought it was someone breaking into the house. And I had the legal right to shoot that person and it’d be her fault
I cannot think Of a time I was more pissed off
I cannot think Of a time I was more pissed off
Posted on 11/15/22 at 8:22 pm to CrappyPants
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I pulled a Chad
The frick does that mean
Posted on 11/15/22 at 8:22 pm to CrappyPants
One time I was arguing on a message board and I posted in all caps.
Posted on 11/15/22 at 8:23 pm to Chad504boy
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I pulled a Chad
The frick does that mean
Sounds ghey
Posted on 11/15/22 at 8:40 pm to CrappyPants
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Yes out of high school. frick. I'm this close to losing my shite again.
Whoa, calm down there Captain Flame On
Posted on 11/15/22 at 9:08 pm to Bucket
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Do golf tantrums even count
I’m a calm individual, but even I’ve thrown a brand new Calloway driver into the fricking forest. I mean, I hurled it 50 yards, gone forever. I tried to find it after I finished my round
Posted on 11/15/22 at 9:11 pm to CrappyPants
Many times. Fortunately not in a long time.
On a light note, I once demolished a few loropetalum hedges in a neighbor's yard with an old electric trimmer...and later a kaiser blade. I was working in the yard and kept getting poked in the side by sharp stems while trying to make them look right. I finally lost it, had "other issues" going on, I should add, but commenced to slashing the hedges apart extremely violently with the trimmer until it wouldn't work anymore and went back to the house and brought a kaiser blade and removed three bushes by swinging the blade like an absolute fricking homicidal maniac. Someone in the neighbor's house got a phone call because I caught her in the window, watching. She was horrified and I was too...of myself! At the time I was like - frick you.
I broke the trimmer and paid to have the bushes replaced. A couple of years later I started cutting her grass.
On a light note, I once demolished a few loropetalum hedges in a neighbor's yard with an old electric trimmer...and later a kaiser blade. I was working in the yard and kept getting poked in the side by sharp stems while trying to make them look right. I finally lost it, had "other issues" going on, I should add, but commenced to slashing the hedges apart extremely violently with the trimmer until it wouldn't work anymore and went back to the house and brought a kaiser blade and removed three bushes by swinging the blade like an absolute fricking homicidal maniac. Someone in the neighbor's house got a phone call because I caught her in the window, watching. She was horrified and I was too...of myself! At the time I was like - frick you.
I broke the trimmer and paid to have the bushes replaced. A couple of years later I started cutting her grass.
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