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Homeless chase off beach visitors with chainsaws

Posted on 8/11/20 at 12:01 am
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
52676 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 12:01 am
They will sure get your attention this way.



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Two blood-covered, chainsaw-wielding men emerged from the bushes of a popular public park in Toronto on Sunday morning, where witnesses say they screamed at, followed, and even lunged toward strangers while revving their deadly tools.
This post was edited on 8/11/20 at 12:02 am
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31244 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 12:05 am to
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where witnesses say they screamed at, followed, and even lunged toward strangers while revving their deadly tools.


Sounds like a drunken rampage I had through a sorority house one night.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39024 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 12:08 am to
That’s a real cutting hedge way to get people out of your spot on the beach
Posted by Montezuma
Member since Apr 2013
3683 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 12:12 am to
I saw the two and immediately thought of the cartel chainsaw beheadings video like those were the ones that did it. What. The . frick.
This post was edited on 8/11/20 at 12:13 am
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85594 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 12:34 am to
It never occurred to me that Toronto has a beach. That water must always be cold
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Lift every voice and sing
Member since Oct 2011
41531 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 2:30 am to
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Toronto
Learn something new every day
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4197 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 2:36 am to
I thought only Texas had chainsaw massacres
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6607 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 3:08 am to
Sounds like a call for the social workers or crisis intervention specialists.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
67034 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 5:30 am to
"Toronto Chainsaw Massacre" just doesn't have the same edge to it
Posted by Oswald
South of the St. George Buffer Zone
Member since Aug 2011
4529 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 5:34 am to
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Two blood-covered, chainsaw-wielding men emerged from the bushes

Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47808 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 5:53 am to
I don't think those baws cut anybody, but it was Stihl kind of scary.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38242 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 5:56 am to
Is Canada pro gun control or something? Two methy circus freaks, poorly attempting to wear ghetto uniforms, charging me with chains saws in hand would be all the reason I’d need to rid Toronto of two future Narcan users.

This is why cities shouldn’t allow homeless “encampments”. Burn their tents with them in them. This shite will cease.
Posted by LeroyBrown
South Side Of Chicago
Member since Jul 2017
588 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 6:03 am to
People that do things like this deserve a beat down. Gotta be consequences, or society goes to hell.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47808 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 6:09 am to
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Is Canada pro gun control or something?


It's pretty hard to get a gun up there. They want you to memorize the Magna Carta, backwards, in Mandarin, before a permit to buy will be issued.

Also. I don't know aboot now, but that water used to be polluted.
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 6:35 am to
Ill have to remember that technique when Disney opens back up.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47808 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 6:42 am to
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Ill have to remember that technique when Disney opens back up.


Aboot a month ago, Baw. You can go get you a Mickey-shaped ice cream today.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
9685 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 6:46 am to
It would have been nice to hear a pump shotgun rack a round after he cranked that saw like a badass.
Rack a round and wait on that trash to approach you brandishing the saw. Boom.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76261 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 6:47 am to
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Aboot a month ago, Baw. You can go get you a Mickey-shaped ice cream today.
Back off you hoser!

It would take blood-spattered folks actively menacing me with live chain saws to make me go into Disney World.
This post was edited on 8/11/20 at 6:49 am
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
157350 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 7:40 am to
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I watched that two days ago.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42962 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 7:46 am to
If they stopped spending all their money on chainsaws maybe they wouldn’t be homeless
This post was edited on 8/11/20 at 7:47 am
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