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Home Remedies For Pink Eye

Posted on 1/31/19 at 6:49 am
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 6:49 am
Asking for a friend. Friend doesn't want to go to the store looking like a pirate.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 6:49 am to
Stop eating arse.

But more seriously, a shot of white vinegar straight in the socket. Vinegar is a great natural cleaner.
This post was edited on 1/31/19 at 6:51 am
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13527 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 6:53 am to
Get someone to fart in your other eye. That way you can just say your allergies are acting up.
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35469 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 6:53 am to
Ask your friend to give you a blow job. Shoot your load in his eye. That should clear it up.
Posted by bakersman
Shreveport
Member since Apr 2011
6033 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 6:54 am to
Remove it
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
19717 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 6:57 am to
Duct tape
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
144659 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 6:58 am to
You really need to go to a dr or clinic. Pink eye is very contagious.

Try to treat it with OT remedy’s and you will he sure to pass it on to Pioneer Jr.
Posted by The Great McGinty
Member since Jan 2017
1384 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 6:59 am to
Vick’s Salve
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30393 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 6:59 am to
Stick your finger up your butt then lick it, you will forget about the pink eye
Posted by jpainter6174
Boss city
Member since Feb 2014
6752 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 7:00 am to
Eye drops and cold compress
Posted by chuckitdeep
Member since Nov 2008
741 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 7:01 am to
two kinds of pink eye. Bacterial and viral. Bacterial- get antibiotics to clear it up quick. Viral- will have to run its course. Go to an eye doctor not GP. GP's will typically just give you antibiotics for either. But you also want to make sure what is causing the flare up. Could be other problems than just an infection.
Posted by Hog Zealot
On the Flats
Member since Mar 2012
1805 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 7:03 am to
1/4 tsp Boric Acid
1 pint warm water

Mix and cleanse your skank eye.
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35469 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 7:04 am to
Windex or wd40 have the active steroids to cure pinkeye.
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
59320 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 7:05 am to
You need to go to the doctor and get the antibiotic drops, if not it's going to spread like crazy through your house.
Posted by TOSOV
Member since Jan 2016
8922 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 7:06 am to
quote:

Ask your friend to give you a blow job. Shoot your load in his eye. That should clear it up.


So the double down approach aggie style. Interesting.
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
23471 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 7:06 am to
Lemon juice in the infected eye
Posted by domesticengineer
Member since Oct 2017
252 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 7:11 am to
And the non infected eye, for good measure
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20344 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 7:12 am to
This thread is just asking for gay jokes
Posted by Caplewood
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2010
39477 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 7:14 am to
The liquid that settles on the top of yogurt. Works like a charm
Posted by BiggerBear
Redbone Country
Member since Sep 2011
3164 posts
Posted on 1/31/19 at 7:29 am to
Swim underwater with eyes open and without goggles in a pool that has just been shocked. Blink eyes often.
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