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Home Invasions are probably very low right now.
Posted on 4/2/20 at 3:04 pm
Posted on 4/2/20 at 3:04 pm
For obvious reasons...
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Posted on 4/2/20 at 3:05 pm to Tarik One
I already have a plan. If someone breaks in, I am going to "warn them" that I have coronavirus.. That should make them leave right away.
Posted on 4/2/20 at 3:06 pm to Tarik One
The scariest sound to a home invader used to be the cock of a shotgun. Now it is heavy breathing by the occupants.
Posted on 4/2/20 at 3:07 pm to OweO
You don’t have some kinda James Bond wheelchair laying around that you can use?
Posted on 4/2/20 at 3:08 pm to Tarik One
My neighbor got a bullet hole in her car last night.
Some young future leaders of America were out checking car doors and she flicked her porch lights to scare them away and they shot her car up
Some young future leaders of America were out checking car doors and she flicked her porch lights to scare them away and they shot her car up
Posted on 4/2/20 at 3:10 pm to Tarik One
Cough...... Cough....... who”s there ?.....hacking and Coughing.......
Posted on 4/2/20 at 3:11 pm to 4x4tiger
quote:
You don’t have some kinda James Bond wheelchair laying around that you can use?
I only use it of all other options don't work.
Posted on 4/2/20 at 3:12 pm to OweO
quote:telling them you're OweO from the O-T would get them out much quicker.
I already have a plan. If someone breaks in, I am going to "warn them" that I have coronavirus.. That should make them leave right away.
Posted on 4/2/20 at 3:13 pm to Tarik One
let's hope that trend continues, but it will be an interesting metric to monitor as the national unemployment skyrockets.
Posted on 4/2/20 at 3:15 pm to TT9
quote:
telling them you're OweO from the O-T would get them out much quicker.
That would increase my chances of getting the shite kicked out of me.
Posted on 4/2/20 at 3:15 pm to OweO
true
Posted on 4/2/20 at 3:26 pm to Tarik One
Stealing a shower thought from last week...
Looks like we have a Junior Gnome in the OT Lounge.
Looks like we have a Junior Gnome in the OT Lounge.
quote:
r/Showerthoughts Posted byu/B0BTH3BU1LD3R
6 days ago
Burglars are officially out of a job.
This post was edited on 4/2/20 at 3:32 pm
Posted on 4/2/20 at 3:27 pm to Tarik One
Posted on 4/2/20 at 3:28 pm to OweO
quote:Good one
I already have a plan. If someone breaks in, I am going to "warn them" that I have coronavirus.. That should make them leave right away.
Posted on 4/2/20 at 3:45 pm to TT9
quote:
telling them you're OweO from the O-T would get them out much quicker.
"Well, shite, this home invasion just turned into aggravated assault."
This post was edited on 4/2/20 at 3:46 pm
Posted on 4/2/20 at 3:50 pm to Tarik One
I have a pit bull waiting at the door.
So I have that going for me
So I have that going for me
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