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re: Home invasion in middle of night and all you've got is a set of golf clubs
Posted on 3/16/17 at 1:11 am to Big_country346
Posted on 3/16/17 at 1:11 am to Big_country346
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Or big Bertha just to think of something catchy to say before I take his shin clean off.
A Big Bertha would just snap and bust his nose in. Probably wouldn't even render him unconscious.
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Posted on 3/16/17 at 1:13 am to OMLandshark
I don't know what kind of POS you're putting with, but I used the same putter for 10 years and could hit it 150 yards off a tee and did it a few dozen times over that decade.
I would definitely jam that blade 3 inches into an intruder's skull.
I would definitely jam that blade 3 inches into an intruder's skull.
Posted on 3/16/17 at 1:15 am to GRTiger
Maybe it was a POS, but it is certainly better than a Big Bertha. It would hurt like shite, but I don't think it could kill someone on initial contact. A putter or wedge, definitely.
Posted on 3/16/17 at 6:07 am to Paul Allen
Doesn't matter, I hit them all well.
Swinging the big stick hard is always fun though.
Swinging the big stick hard is always fun though.
Posted on 3/16/17 at 6:10 am to Paul Allen
Ask Tiger's ex....
Posted on 3/16/17 at 6:15 am to Paul Allen
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Which club would you select from the bag to fend off the intruder?
Posted on 3/16/17 at 6:25 am to Paul Allen
90% of the time my sticks are at the country club.
Can I just shoot them with one of my guns?
Can I just shoot them with one of my guns?
Posted on 3/16/17 at 6:29 am to Paul Allen
quote:
Home invasion in middle of night and all you've got is a set of golf clubs
for self-defense. Which club would you select from the bag to fend off the intruder?
The 7 Iron but I wouldn't bother with the intruder I'd bash my own brains out for not having a gun in the house.
This post was edited on 3/16/17 at 6:30 am
Posted on 3/16/17 at 6:34 am to Paul Allen
Driver, I need the extra practice, and I'd be happy to tee off on this fricker's face
Posted on 3/16/17 at 6:36 am to Paul Allen
Whichever club shoots a good pattern of 00Buck.
Posted on 3/16/17 at 6:37 am to White Bear
I do have a Zebra putter in the garage that I imagine would crush somebody's skull with a clean hit.
Posted on 3/16/17 at 6:39 am to Paul Allen
quote:7 iron for no other reason than that is my go-to and I can hit the hell out of a 7 iron.
Which club would you select from the bag
Posted on 3/16/17 at 6:50 am to Paul Allen
Any club to the head would cause some serious confusion.
And if I'm so ill prepared for a home invasion that all I have is my golf clubs, I'm just grabbing the first one that my hand touches.
I'm hoping it's not a driver/wood because they have covers, I'm short on time, can't waste it removing a cover.
And if I'm so ill prepared for a home invasion that all I have is my golf clubs, I'm just grabbing the first one that my hand touches.
I'm hoping it's not a driver/wood because they have covers, I'm short on time, can't waste it removing a cover.
Posted on 3/16/17 at 6:57 am to Jtigers99
quote:Y'all don't have anything worth stealing.
Home invasions are a south Louisiana thing. Thankfully we don't have them in north Louisiana.
Posted on 3/16/17 at 7:06 am to Paul Allen
Posted on 3/16/17 at 7:31 am to stelly1025
Putter would be most deadly. SC Newport 2.5.
3-iron would be backup because I play blades.
You'd want to toe their temple (or face) with whatever you use.
3-iron would be backup because I play blades.
You'd want to toe their temple (or face) with whatever you use.
Posted on 3/16/17 at 7:35 am to Paul Allen
7 iron. The only club I can swing worth a shite right now.
Posted on 3/16/17 at 7:50 am to Paul Allen
I have a mallet putter and I know how to use it.
Posted on 3/16/17 at 7:55 am to Snipe
quote:
The 7 Iron
The only dependable club in my bag.
Posted on 3/16/17 at 8:09 am to Paul Allen
2 iron is my favorite club in my bag and I just got it reshafted last week so that's what I'm going with
hell I may even give the intruder my driver and hope he breaks it at some point
hell I may even give the intruder my driver and hope he breaks it at some point
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