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re: Home invasion in middle of night and all you've got is a set of golf clubs
Posted on 3/16/17 at 8:09 am to KosmoCramer
Posted on 3/16/17 at 8:09 am to KosmoCramer
If I only had my clubs, I am going 9 iron...
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Posted on 3/16/17 at 8:58 am to Paul Allen
2-way Chipper. It's a solid club head and I can swing either left or right, depending where I'm ambushing the perpetrator.
Posted on 3/16/17 at 9:00 am to Paul Allen
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for self-defense. Which club would you select from the bag to fend off the intruder?
Not a driver...I can't hit shite with my driver.
Posted on 3/16/17 at 9:02 am to Richards Cranium
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7 iron. The only club I can swing worth a shite right now.
About 10 years ago, I was playing a round of golf (New Year's Day) and my 7 iron was all I could hit. I got so pissed at the turn, I decided that was all I was going to play the rest of the round. I drove, chipped and putted with the 7 iron. Wound up with the same score on the back 9 as I did on the front.
Posted on 3/16/17 at 9:05 am to Paul Allen
The wire brush club cleaning tool. I'll frick someone up with that wire brush.
Posted on 3/16/17 at 9:07 am to Paul Allen
9 iron or wedge
Posted on 3/16/17 at 9:12 am to Paul Allen
7 iron. I hit the 7 like John Daly hits the 3....
Posted on 3/16/17 at 9:35 am to Paul Allen
what about the pistol i kept in my bag when i used to go play at Howell park??
Posted on 3/16/17 at 10:00 am to BeaverPRO
You're better off recording someone pumping a shotgun (remember to press play )
then you are swinging a club inside of your house.
the wall or door frame is going to take it first
then you are swinging a club inside of your house.
the wall or door frame is going to take it first
This post was edited on 3/22/17 at 7:59 am
Posted on 3/16/17 at 10:18 am to Sgt_Stedenko
Who are you calling liberal?
Posted on 3/16/17 at 10:40 am to Paul Allen
whichever club that you have best command over, course management my man
Posted on 3/16/17 at 10:41 am to Paul Allen
Are you the homeowner?
I'm rooting for the burglar
I'm rooting for the burglar
Posted on 3/16/17 at 10:41 am to Paul Allen
I would open the umbrella and throw it at the intruder while I grab a handful of golf balls and tee them up and blast away with my driver.
Posted on 3/16/17 at 10:52 am to arkyhawk
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Frick that, I'll let the bastard kill me before fricking up my clubs
Correct answer.
He'll have to deal with the fisticuffs.
Posted on 3/16/17 at 10:57 am to RedPants
Break head off shaft, impale shaft through gut. Repeat 14 times
Who are we kidding. I usually carry 15-16 clubs.
Who are we kidding. I usually carry 15-16 clubs.
Posted on 3/16/17 at 10:57 am to Paul Allen
sand wedge
Posted on 3/16/17 at 11:11 am to Kafka
Yes. Why would you root for someone to harm me?
Posted on 3/16/17 at 11:25 am to TheDeathValley
If I'm not using the shotgun or pistol, I've got a thunder stick that will be more than happy to greet the home intruder.
Posted on 3/16/17 at 12:00 pm to Jtigers99
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Home invasions are a south Louisiana thing. Thankfully we don't have them in north Louisiana
That'll change once you guys get power, water, HDTV's and the internet.
Posted on 3/16/17 at 12:03 pm to Paul Allen
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Which club would you select from the bag to fend off the intruder?
You don't keep a gun in your bag???
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