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re: Home invasion in middle of night and all you've got is a set of golf clubs
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:10 pm to Paul Allen
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:10 pm to Paul Allen
Ball grabber
1
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:10 pm to OysterPoBoy
Interesting
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:11 pm to Paul Allen
You need a priest to bless them first
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:12 pm to KosmoCramer
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1 iron, only God can hit it.
Arnold, Jack, Tiger...nope
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:14 pm to Paul Allen
6-iron. Really comfortable with the gauge length. Would make an accurate strike, but that's just me
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:16 pm to Paul Allen
2 iron I will take the added distance
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:19 pm to Topwater Trout
True
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:23 pm to Paul Allen
9 iron. Apparently its strong enough to take out a Tiger.
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:24 pm to Paul Allen
I'm going with the PW
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:25 pm to Paul Allen
Don't golf so I guess I'd have to scream like a bitch after I sent my wife after him with one of her clubs. That's if he got past her cause she's a mean bitch.
This post was edited on 3/15/17 at 11:27 pm
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:25 pm to Paul Allen
The top section of a bedpost, made of cherry.
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:26 pm to Rize
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:29 pm to Paul Allen
I'd be pissed off because I apparently lost all of my other self defense weapons.
3 iron to the face.
Or big Bertha just to think of something catchy to say before I take his shin clean off.
3 iron to the face.
Or big Bertha just to think of something catchy to say before I take his shin clean off.
Posted on 3/15/17 at 11:43 pm to Paul Allen
Hybrid
Posted on 3/16/17 at 12:46 am to Paul Allen
frick the clubs, I'm going hands on 
Posted on 3/16/17 at 12:56 am to Hammertime
If we're taking out the obvious answer of the putter, I feel like I could frick somebody up real proper like with a 2 or 3 iron.
Posted on 3/16/17 at 1:03 am to Paul Allen
The 9. Trust me, it stops you cold in your tracks. I got my head bashed in with one and miraculously survived. Multiple posters here can back up that I have a large dent in my head if you doubt me.
Posted on 3/16/17 at 1:05 am to AlbertMeansWell
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The toe of a putter will cave a skull in almost instantly.
This is wrong. The putter is not meant for brute force. The first time I tried to hit my putter on a driving range, it snapped when it hit the ball, despite the fact the ball went a good hundred yards. Your clubs are built far more sturdy than your drivers or putters.
Posted on 3/16/17 at 1:06 am to Pettifogger
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3 wood
All irons and wedges would be better. They'd tops knock his teeth out and render him unconscious. Wedges and high irons should kill him instantly.
This post was edited on 3/16/17 at 1:07 am
Posted on 3/16/17 at 1:09 am to Paul Allen
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Good point about the putter, but it's the shortest club (usually) in the bag. Driver would be my choice or 4 iron.
The shaft is incredibly fragile on your average putter though. It will snap regardless, but if you are off you make it easy for him.
And the 4 terrible choice. Have it to where there's a wedge. The degree matters.
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