re: Hilariously stupid things your dog does

Our boykin spaniel eats ice cubes, which isn't unusual or funny. But 5 mins after he does, he barfs. Ever. Single. Time.

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My daughter’s pug will sit there sometimes just licking the air. She also has a thing about licking the couch cushions.

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My pup does the same. She seems to lick couch/blankets when she is over stimulated. Vet said it's likely that it helps calm her.

We have a lap dog - maltipoo. Best way to explain it is she parallel parks for u to pick her up.

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fricks his sister

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So your dog is from Alabama?

We have a half pit half chocolate lab who is clingy like a pit and goofy like a lab. He sleeps 20 hours a day, he's fat, and is getting older. We also have a $3k golden retriever who is a year old and barely potty trained... Smartest dumbest dog I've ever seen. He's also solid muscle under a fluffy coat.

When let outside to pee, the golden immediately pees and then crouches in stalking mode tracking the older dog. After he pees, he immediately runs from across the pasture to go back to sleep. The golden sprints flat out at him. At the last second, the older dog always does the tiniest juke move...and the golden looks like he's been ejected from a vehicle during a car crash. Rolling flipping yelping, and comes limping back to the house.

This has happened every single day for 10 months now.

I've got two Pugs. A boy and a girl. My boy Pug will literally hike his leg on another dog pissing (male or female) and will piss on them while they're peeing.

I have to watch him and get on him or he will always do it. Aggravates me that he does that

We have two Min Pins. One will get a mouth full of food and bring it to me. She will try to shove the food under me. I woke up the other night on the couch covered in about a hundred nuggets of dog food.

When we put her food up she will go get chew toys and do the same thing.

Had a black female lab (Sassy) that was the crocodile Dundee of the house except it was lizards instead of crocodiles. Was funny watching her sniff through the plants to rid us of these monster lizards. RIP Sassy.

Ours looks just like this guy but we keep hair cut much shorter.

Got a half black lab, half catahoula mix that keeps trying to fight the pool vacuum. He watches it and when the tail is about to come out the water, he runs up trying to grab it, only getting his face sprayed.

That thing ain't cheap though, and I've told him I'm going to beat his arse if he tears it up. Then I pet him and throw his toy because I'm a sucker.