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Posted on 1/23/18 at 8:33 am
Posted by trillhog
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Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 1/23/18 at 8:33 am
I am experiencing my first one, feels like the size of a small grape right inside my anus. Doesn't hurt just has pressure, at what point do i go to the Dr., which is something i'd rather die than do.

Any tips help
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
30262 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 8:34 am to
Less rape
Posted by blizzle
Dallas, TX
Member since Jan 2009
924 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 8:34 am to
Don't poop for a few days. It'll work itself out.
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 8:34 am to
Just shite it out.
Posted by TypoKnig
Member since Aug 2011
8928 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 8:34 am to
Switch to sugar free gum
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 8:39 am to
Had something like this bout 2 years ago.


Became stage 4 colon cancer and now I shite and piss into bags.



Congrats on your cancer. I'm sure some would say you're deserving but I'm probably not that guy...oh wait
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20351 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 8:40 am to
Keep us updated, baw. Prayers for you.
Posted by Snoopy04
Republic of Texas
Member since Aug 2015
3015 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 8:40 am to
Posted by trillhog
Elite Membership
Member since Jul 2011
19407 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 8:41 am to
i've ready something like 70% get this in their lifetime. I just want it to go away, i can't have my Dr. see my anus, we play golf together.
Posted by WhiskeyThrottle
Weatherford Tx
Member since Nov 2017
5289 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 8:43 am to
quote:

i can't have my Dr. see my anus, we play golf together.


Are you afraid he's going to make some jokes about putting his balls in uranus or something?
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 8:43 am to
quote:

Hemorrhoid Discussion

Total PITA
Posted by danfraz
San Antonio TX
Member since Apr 2008
24550 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 8:45 am to
quote:

i can't have my Dr. see my anus



Just show him your post history on here. Same thing
Posted by Will Cover
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2007
38511 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 8:46 am to
quote:

Hemorrhoid Discussion


Speaking from experience, they are a real pain in the arse.

quote:

I am experiencing my first one


Preparation H wipes and cream to start. Also, start taking fiber pills.

quote:

at what point do i go to the Dr., which is something i'd rather die than do.


If you're in Baton Rouge, go see Dr. Benton Oubre. He is a great doctor and has small hands.



This post was edited on 1/23/18 at 8:49 am
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 8:46 am to
quote:

Any tips help


Probably not the best time to be sticking anything up there.
Posted by SCLSUMuddogs
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2010
6858 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 8:46 am to
It doesn't hurt? Then don't worry about it dude. Even if it hurt it wouldn't be something I'd go to the doctor for. It would have to be debilitating, like you have to lay prone for hours debilitating. That or profuse bleeding
Posted by Roadkill Gumbo
Covington
Member since Sep 2017
318 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 8:48 am to
Sit in a warm bath, take some Advil and use Preparation H. If it doesn't shrink in a week, go see a doctor and let him lance it out.
Posted by trillhog
Elite Membership
Member since Jul 2011
19407 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 8:48 am to
my stool is soft already?
Posted by Will Cover
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2007
38511 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 8:49 am to
quote:

my stool is soft already?


Fiber can still help.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41534 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 8:52 am to
This thread gave me hemorrhoids.
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 1/23/18 at 8:59 am to
it feels like being raped from the inside for you now, right? #mepoo
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