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Posted on 1/23/18 at 9:04 am to celltech1981
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it feels like being raped from the inside for you now, right? #mepoo
Posted on 1/23/18 at 9:17 am to trillhog
Gold bond medicated powder needs to be part of your daily routine from now on. Wipe with baby wipes.
Posted on 1/23/18 at 9:20 am to trillhog
If your poop is already normal, DO NOT ADD A BUNCH OF FIBER.....it can frick your system up and actually have the reverse effect.
Warm baths, preparation H, try to use wet wipes instead of toilet paper. Good luck.
Warm baths, preparation H, try to use wet wipes instead of toilet paper. Good luck.
Posted on 1/23/18 at 9:23 am to trillhog
Studies show 4 out of 5 rapist get hemorrhoids
I guess you are not the one
I guess you are not the one
Posted on 1/23/18 at 9:25 am to trillhog
Dunno where you are, but if around Baton Rouge....get your arse to Dr. Richard Byrd.
Posted on 1/23/18 at 9:35 am to trillhog
Almost everyone gets hemorrhoids at some time or another, they just don't all have symptoms. Here's what I recommend:
1. get yourself some MiraLax...plan to take a dose every day for the rest of your life.
2. Don't shite until you need to shite and don't linger on the toilet when you do. No reading or posting on TD while in there. The idea is to shite when ready and don't sit there trying to squeeze out another turd.
3. Get yourself some baby wipes...no scrubbing on your a-hole with anything.
1. get yourself some MiraLax...plan to take a dose every day for the rest of your life.
2. Don't shite until you need to shite and don't linger on the toilet when you do. No reading or posting on TD while in there. The idea is to shite when ready and don't sit there trying to squeeze out another turd.
3. Get yourself some baby wipes...no scrubbing on your a-hole with anything.
Posted on 1/23/18 at 9:39 am to trillhog
I read you just use dental floss to make a slip knot and pull it tight around the ‘roid.
In a few days it falls off and you’re good to go.
In a few days it falls off and you’re good to go.
Posted on 1/23/18 at 9:51 am to trillhog
sit in warm water as often as possible. go for a walk to get blood circulating, do as little sitting as possible. use the rhoid cream and witch hazel wipes
Posted on 1/23/18 at 9:58 am to Cdawg
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sit in warm water as often as possible. go for a walk to get blood circulating, do as little sitting as possible. use the rhoid cream and witch hazel wipes
This is high quality info. The only thing I might add is adding Epsom Salt to the warm water.
Posted on 1/23/18 at 10:04 am to trillhog
Yes.
But when they appear, I take mine out with an exacto knife and soldering iron.
But I’m pretty tough.
But when they appear, I take mine out with an exacto knife and soldering iron.
But I’m pretty tough.
Posted on 1/23/18 at 10:04 am to MWP
Vick’s vapor rub
Posted on 1/23/18 at 10:26 am to MWP
how do you apply the cream? you just smear it on with your fingers?
Posted on 1/23/18 at 10:26 am to trillhog
Smear it on some TP first
Posted on 1/23/18 at 10:28 am to trillhog
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how do you apply the cream? you just smear it on with your fingers?
You sorta have to rape yourself
Posted on 1/23/18 at 10:59 am to trillhog
I like to use a clear toothbrush made to fit on your small finger.
Accomplishes many things. Helps with getting the itch out. Helps with applying the cream. And it helps with getting any left over residuals removed.
Just don't actually use it for brushing your teeth later.
Accomplishes many things. Helps with getting the itch out. Helps with applying the cream. And it helps with getting any left over residuals removed.
Just don't actually use it for brushing your teeth later.
Posted on 1/23/18 at 11:14 am to trillhog
If prep H doesn't help.. I call my doc and tell em whats going on, told her it felt like I had a pine comb in my arse! lol They call in prescription butt rockets. Usually helps..
, Sometimes hurt, sometimes not. They always go away, I never back off the gym... Ohhhhh, and they make shitting messy!
, Sometimes hurt, sometimes not. They always go away, I never back off the gym... Ohhhhh, and they make shitting messy!
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:23 am to lake chuck fan
things are better today, just wanted to give a update
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