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re: Helping a friend come out of the closet

Posted on 6/27/18 at 8:59 am to
Posted by GeauxDoc
Highland Road
Member since Sep 2010
2756 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 8:59 am to
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slay some tang.


Troll or not, awesomely cringeworthy...
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
25177 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 9:01 am to
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I even go to tranny showcase night at my go-to strip club just to show my support


Sounds gay AF. Sure you aren't the one trapped in the closet baw?
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
21637 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 9:02 am to
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Last week I vacayed in Florida with some buds. I was cruising down the coast with one of my buds (let’s call him Gary) and wanted to put down the top down in my Eclipse Spyder.


Posted by G The Tiger Fan
Member since Apr 2015
116030 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 9:03 am to
Ugh. Nevermind.
This post was edited on 6/27/18 at 9:04 am
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59077 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 9:05 am to
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They’re pretty funny and a bunch of idiots can’t tell it’s obviously fake.


Let’s not get carried away here.
Posted by PearlyBaker
Member since Dec 2017
441 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 9:06 am to
You drive a convertible eclipse and dragged all your friends to a gay strip club but you think Gary is the pole smoker?
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 9:07 am to
The Arkansas posters really enjoy a good troll.


I give it a solid B. The Eclipse Spyder gave me a chuckle.
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
38975 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 9:08 am to
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in my Eclipse Spyder
Posted by fatboydave
Fat boy land
Member since Aug 2004
17979 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 9:08 am to
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Last week I vacayed in Florida with some buds. I was cruising down the coast with one of my buds

I think we all know who is coming out
Posted by BillBrosky
Your wife's back door
Member since Mar 2012
2732 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 9:08 am to
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Helping a friend come out of the closet





How handy are you at small jobs?

You two code talkers need to hook up.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
92673 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 9:09 am to
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What more can I do to help bring Gary out of the closet?


Give him a handjob. That will probably work.
Posted by cleeveclever
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
2046 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 9:09 am to
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What more can I do to help bring Gary out of the closet?


I'll go along with the premise, despite the fact that it reads less like a true account and more like an effort at trolling.

IF....any of what you said is true: your "friend" doesn't need your help coming out of the closet. Coming out is a life-altering event that doesn't happen until that person is completely comfortable with the consequences.

Your only task as a friend is to be supportive of decision "when" it happens and not be a complete douchebag in the interim.

So... if you assume your "friend" is gay. Maybe stop trying to force him into uncomfortable situations like strip clubs and gay bars.

When the time is right, he'll either confirm your suspicions or shut them down.

Best of luck to you on your journey of self discovery/
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
27814 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 9:13 am to
Just tell paul Allen he isn’t liked on the OT and he will go away.
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
19099 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 9:16 am to
I think he just came out!
quote:

Eclipse Spyder.
Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
19271 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 9:17 am to
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ast week I vacayed in Florida


so you're the one that's gay I see


TH03

quote:

They’re pretty funny and a bunch of idiots can’t tell it’s obviously fake.



Didn't get further than the first sentence
This post was edited on 6/27/18 at 9:19 am
Posted by KLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2003
10991 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 9:17 am to
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Helping a friend come out of the closet


First of all I do not believe any of this but if true just be the same friend you have always been and stop fricking worrying about trying to get him to come out or not.
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34894 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 9:20 am to
Not only are you a shitty, pushy friend, you’re a socially awkward homo who drives a fricking Spyder convertible and subtly brags about it

Leave your frickin friend alone. IF he’s gay, he’ll come out when he’s ready to.. it’s not up to you to decide when or if he comes out.. stop being so damn pushy and mind your business
Posted by Landmass
Premium Member
Member since Jun 2013
24910 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 9:23 am to
So, you want your friend to come out as gay and pretty much want him to be gay. It was your idea to go to a gay bar and you picked out a gay guy to dance with your friend. It sounds to me like you are the gay one.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19120 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 9:25 am to
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Eclipse Spyder


GAAAAYYYY
Posted by BruslyTiger
Waiting on 420...
Member since Oct 2003
4762 posts
Posted on 6/27/18 at 9:27 am to
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Last week I vacayed in Florida
quote:

wanted to put down the top down in my Eclipse Spyder.
quote:

I got a little sad that a 29 year old guy in 2018 America doesn’t feel like he can come out to his best buds.
quote:

I ordered a round of bud light plattys

I'm sure it was "a friend" that needs to come out.
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