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Help Me Write A Current Version Of Country Boy Can Survive

Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:47 am
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122534 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:47 am
So far I got..

Anxiety's up.
Gas prices down.
Nothing is normal
cause we on lockdown

Preacher men telling people to come on over
All they doing is spreading Corona.
This post was edited on 3/31/20 at 10:53 am
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
21836 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:48 am to
No

We are currently well stocked on horrible singers.

This post was edited on 3/31/20 at 10:51 am
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15615 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:48 am to
No
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
9011 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:49 am to
Naw. Hippie.
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
25838 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:49 am to
No
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122534 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:49 am to
Well frick yall
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
35280 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:50 am to
How can you improve upon perfection?

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This post was edited on 3/31/20 at 10:50 am
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51639 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:50 am to
The OT can’t agree, and we’re all losing bucks
Everybody’s pissed and OweO still sucks
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36788 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:51 am to
Well its country boys CAN survive... for one.
Posted by tigerfan in bamaland
Back Home now
Member since Sep 2006
61543 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:52 am to
Im quarantined up in the woods you see
My woman and the kids and the dogs and me
I got toilet paper, lysol, and my external hard drive
And a country boy can survive
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
163116 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:52 am to
Goddamnit chris you really are just the worst.
Posted by Big_Sur
Member since Nov 2012
1176 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:52 am to
quote:

Help Me Write A Current Version Of Country Boy Can't Survive


The song is called "A Country Boy Can Survive" you stupid bitch.
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87748 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:52 am to
I can't get through to Uber Eats, so I'm in the bread line
A country boy can't survive
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
73431 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:53 am to
Cant we change it to A Wheely Baw Wont Survive?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122534 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:53 am to
That was a frickup on my part..
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
21114 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:57 am to
Excellent and timely, as per usual OweO. Your particular brand of socio-cultural genius is indeed rare and much, much appreciated.

Although I lack your creative chops, my only observation thus far is you change Corona to Coroner. Because that's really how those double digit IQ'd cajuns, hillbillies and rednecks actually talk. Not to go off on a tangent but there really is no difference between the three. Whitetrash by any other name is still whitetrash.

Anyhoo OweO, Keep up the good work. Without the likes of you, the OT is really nothing more than the navel contemplations of a bunch of monkey brained proto-humans.
This post was edited on 3/31/20 at 11:05 am
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36788 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:58 am to
quote:

That was a frickup on my part


Well no fricking shite.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
21114 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:59 am to
quote:

OweO still sucks


You mind that frickin' sass mouth.

Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122534 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 11:00 am to
quote:

hillbillies and rednecks actually talk. Not to go off on a tangent but there really is no difference between the three. Whitetrash by any other name is still whitetrash.


I agree with this, but being from South Louisiana, I can't throw shade at my own people. I hope you understand.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122534 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 11:01 am to
quote:

Goddamnit chris you really are just the worst.


Eat. A. Dick
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