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re: Help Me Write A Current Version Of Country Boy Can Survive

Posted on 3/31/20 at 11:02 am to
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77716 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 11:02 am to
quote:

Help Me Write A Current Version Of Country Boy Can Survive


I forget, how does the tune go?
Posted by Allthatfades
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2014
9552 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 11:06 am to
Skyscreamers say it’s the end of time
And my pocketbook is going dry
My dick is up and my pants are down
But there ain’t no woman that wants to come around
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122534 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 11:07 am to
Hey old timer. You can use this site called youtube and search for a video of the song which you can listen to.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
21114 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 11:07 am to
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I agree with this, but being from South Louisiana, I can't throw shade at my own people. I hope you understand.





That's ok OweO. I'll do it for you.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122534 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 11:09 am to
I got a woman, but I think she has a dick
Women these days, you never know what you get

Posted by dillpickleLSU
Philadelphia, PA
Member since Oct 2005
26590 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 11:09 am to
oweo's a tool, his posting sucks
people skip over, because they give zero fricks...
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122534 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 11:12 am to
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Posted by dillpickleLSU
Philadelphia, PA
Member since Oct 2005
26590 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 11:14 am to
I give you help, and you flip me the bird...that's just not nice...a-hole
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42936 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 11:14 am to
Toilet paper shortage
All across the land
Oh, who gives a shite
I’ll just wipe it with my hand
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 11:16 am to
I love how you trigger kids on here
Posted by thejudge
Westlake, LA
Member since Sep 2009
15253 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 11:29 am to
The virus is up
And the stock markets down
You'll only get sick if you go downtown...

I live in a handicap apt you see, no woman, no kids, no dogs, just me..

I got a shite ton of Cheetos and and no sex drive.

And the chair bound will survive. I said the chair bound will survive!


Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122534 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 11:45 am to
You in a wheelchair?
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
5260 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 11:47 am to
The President says it’s quarantine time
And the damn Chinese have crossed the line
Unemployment is up and the stock markets down
And you might get sick if you go downtown.

I live back in St. George you see
My woman and the kids and the dogs and me.
I got a computer and a phone and a hard disk drive
And a country boy can survive

Country folks can survive.

I can work from home all day long
And I’m on conference calls from dusk till dawn
We make our own schedules of our own work too
Ain’t too many things these old boys can’t do

I’m sure not missing that morning drive
And a country boy can survive

Country folks can survive


Posted by Man4others
Member since Aug 2017
2515 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 12:10 pm to
I’ve got my truck nuts swinging on my four wheel drive
Posted by thejudge
Westlake, LA
Member since Sep 2009
15253 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 12:15 pm to
No sir.

Posted by TopWaterTiger
Lake Charles, LA
Member since May 2006
12498 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 12:27 pm to
Preacher man says it’s the end of times
And the Mississippi River ain’t goin dry

The levees are up and the stock markets down
You only get infected if you go downtown

I live in the suburbs you see,
Just the woman, and the kids, and the dog and me
Government wants my shotgun, my rifle, and my four wheel drive
But a country boy can survive...

I can plow a garden all day long
I can catch redfish from dusk till dawn
We make our own organic vodka and or own smoke too
Ain’t too many more things to do.

We grow good organic tomatoes and homemade food
Ain’t too many things we can go do.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82455 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 12:43 pm to
Got to stay out of the city
Today's new cases were about tree fitty.

(Not that good but we haven't covered 350 yet.)
This post was edited on 3/31/20 at 12:44 pm
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53668 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 12:46 pm to
Who the hell upvoted this shite?
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82455 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 12:47 pm to
No March Madness, no Stanley Cup
They say crawfish prices gonna go up

They closed the oilpatch, they closed the schools
Thanks a lot you bat eatin fools

It'll be over but we don't know when
Nothin but fake news on CNN
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135043 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 12:49 pm to
I could write one Easily


But not for you
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