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Help me with this dating app convo
Posted on 2/27/24 at 12:36 pm
Posted on 2/27/24 at 12:36 pm
Completely out of my depth here, lads. Any advice for how to steer this convo greatly appreciated.
Last line this AM is "I have an attitude and you live in my house", confirming my assertion that she's that she's a kitty cat, but letting it be known that she's a very bratty kitty cat.
Last line this AM is "I have an attitude and you live in my house", confirming my assertion that she's that she's a kitty cat, but letting it be known that she's a very bratty kitty cat.

This post was edited on 2/27/24 at 12:52 pm
Posted on 2/27/24 at 12:38 pm to SirWinston
Tell her you know Peej.
Posted on 2/27/24 at 12:39 pm to SirWinston
You have pretty high odds of being tied up in the middle of a pentagram with your balls cut off, but the sex will be great so you got that going for you.
Posted on 2/27/24 at 12:39 pm to SirWinston
I'll eat the turds out of your litter box.
Posted on 2/27/24 at 12:39 pm to SirWinston
Don't respond for like 36 hours and make her wait...
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Posted on 2/27/24 at 12:40 pm to SirWinston
What the frick? So happy I'm married.
Posted on 2/27/24 at 12:40 pm to SirWinston
Tell her you come faster than most golden retrievers
Posted on 2/27/24 at 12:42 pm to SirWinston
Don’t tell her you’re 5’6
Posted on 2/27/24 at 12:42 pm to SirWinston
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confirming my assertion that she's that she's a kitty cat, but letting it be known that she's a very bratty kitty cat.
Ask her if she wants help scooping up her liter box after she comes over and you PIIHB
Posted on 2/27/24 at 12:43 pm to SirWinston
You want Hepatitis A? Because that's how you get Heapatits A.
Posted on 2/27/24 at 12:45 pm to SirWinston
Is that what flirting is like on dating apps?
Animal euphemisms??
Animal euphemisms??
Posted on 2/27/24 at 12:46 pm to SirWinston

This post was edited on 2/27/24 at 12:48 pm
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