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re: Help me explain to my buddy that this is not acceptable behavior

Posted on 7/2/18 at 5:58 pm to
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
66025 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 5:58 pm to
I don't know what that means, but also, frick the po po.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 5:59 pm to
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we are now in our mid twenties


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Please help us explain to this asshat that he is wrong


You're in your mid-twenties so just take him aside privately and tell him this is a bad idea. You don't need a message board for this.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15192 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 6:00 pm to
I'd be careful. Once the single man in the group of married men decides to actually start fricking what he wants, the married men get jealous and are doing the same.

Y'all can all lie and say it doesn't happen, but it does.

Same way your whore wives do it on the girls beach trip.
This post was edited on 7/2/18 at 6:00 pm
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
44048 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 6:00 pm to
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an, that brings back all the memories of the high school beach trips. Best friends in a pickup truck, Panama city bound. 8 hours in the back wind blowing with sun beating down. Making plans to raise some hell, celebrating our senior year. I had a trash bag full of clothes and a suitcase full of beer.

This one time, I met a girl from Tennessee. I don't remember her name, but I can still her top pulled down and that belly button ring. We kissed but I couldn't tell. No, I had to keep it hush on the down low. I had a girlfriend back at home and she didn't need to know. Sure, I felt a little guilty as we dusted off our clothes (wink), but she was wild and she was fine. Worth every lie I told.

I'll say this, and maybe it could help Brody, but if I could do it again, you know, I'd do it the same.


This is some beautiful prose sir.

Posted by Radler_the_weinerdog
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2016
1482 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 6:01 pm to
Spoken like a true Roy Moore supporter
Posted by lsudave1
Baton Metairie
Member since Jan 2005
9910 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 6:02 pm to
You just quoted a song by Corey Smith
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
34397 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 6:03 pm to
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it is illegal and inappropriate for a 26 year old to be flirting with 17 year old high school chicks

Inappropriate but not illegal.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
75327 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 6:04 pm to
This was the basic plot in many 1980's movies.
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So every year since we were freshmen in high school a group of friends and I have done a guys beach week...Anyway, we used to always go to Biloxi,
WTF? You've had bigger problems than your friend Brody for the last 13 years.
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
15486 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 6:06 pm to
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girls who we have come to find out are rising high school seniors

When did “rising” become a thing? No one used that phrase when I was growing up and the first time I heard it was this past year when my kids were transitioning between elementary, middle, and high school. Here’s your participation trophy, rising seniors.
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
84625 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 6:06 pm to
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Dude they haven’t approached us because most of us are already married and have our wedding rings on



Not so great troll you got going, but we're bored
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
11025 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 6:09 pm to
Dude let him go chat up the girls. It ain’t like they’re 12. They’re 18 and probably fun to hang out with on the beach. If you were my age I’d call you creepy but 25-26 year olds hanging out with 18 year old girls at the beach ain’t shite. Notice I’ve said hanging out with.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
102463 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 6:15 pm to
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slow


quote:

graduate school


Checks out.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
31822 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 6:22 pm to
You sound like a piece of shite, cock blocking little pussy who's mad that his friend is gonna get some nice, and most likely legal, high school poon and you will be left with five of your fingers and some baby oil. What a fricking terrible, jealous arse friend you are. For the love of God grow up.


O/U 200 downvotes for this clown?
This post was edited on 7/2/18 at 6:25 pm
Posted by G The Tiger Fan
Member since Apr 2015
110392 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 6:24 pm to
So what are we supposed to be doing again? Convincing your friend not to be interested in the 18 year-old attractive young ladies in bikinis? Is that what we're doing in this thread?
Posted by lsudave1
Baton Metairie
Member since Jan 2005
9910 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 6:25 pm to
You also sound like an arse. I’m not a cockblocker either I’m just trying to tell the dude that it doesn’t look good on him to be trying to pick up on high school chicks nine years younger than him at the beach
Posted by McCaigBro69
TigerDroppings Premium Member
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 7/2/18 at 6:26 pm to
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18208 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 6:31 pm to
17 will get you 20
Posted by kemowasabi
river parishes
Member since Jun 2018
1248 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 6:32 pm to
It might help to know how 'slow' ..'Brody' is....Is he like 'Corky' slow...or SlingBlade slow....or...Forrest Gump slow??....If any of the above you should have no worries..They'll just shoot him down anyway..as long as he's not a raving maniac and gets them in some unwanted situation that can land him in Lock up..Things should go ok..
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
20148 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 6:36 pm to
You sound like a pussy
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 7/2/18 at 6:37 pm to
So he’s 26
He’s in Graduate school
He’s single
He’s gullible and slow
He’s running game on some HS chicks


You and your friends are married with dad bods.


You are the problem. Not Brody.
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