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re: Help, I think my kids are trying to kill me

Posted on 4/28/19 at 6:21 pm to
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21044 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 6:21 pm to
Dont be a mark, Kill them first...
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 6:34 pm to
quote:

His kids admitted to looking into a life insurance policy in the other thread



This is the bad thing about not reading or posting in serious threads here.
Posted by Knucklehead
Member since Oct 2018
328 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 6:36 pm to
Suicide is one option.
Posted by wasteland
City of peace
Member since Apr 2011
5923 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 6:40 pm to
Not possible without your consent and signature
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56116 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 7:44 pm to
They aren't trying to kill you they ARE killing you.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 7:46 pm to
he gone
Posted by Possumslayer
Pascagoula
Member since Jan 2018
6474 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 7:46 pm to
I told an old supervisor I took out a life policy on him....... it went over well.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 8:14 pm to
Kill them first. Or kill yourself before they can to void the policy
This post was edited on 4/28/19 at 8:24 pm
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
59320 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 8:20 pm to
quote:

I told an old supervisor I took out a life policy on him....... it went over well.

You can't take out a policy on your boss. If you are going to troll, do better.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 8:46 pm to
quote:

Don't think it's possible for them to take it out on you without your knowledge.


My wife has 2 on me that I'm almost positive I didn't sign off on.
Posted by djmicrobe
Planet Earth
Member since Jan 2007
4970 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 10:10 pm to

They may think that you live life recklessly, because you are a paranoid person, so they are hedging their bets.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76135 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 10:13 pm to
Be careful that they don’t harvest your kidneys for burial money.

Some asshat recommended that they do so.
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
37954 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 10:18 pm to
Ah. The ole spin off thread
This post was edited on 4/28/19 at 10:21 pm
Posted by Possumslayer
Pascagoula
Member since Jan 2018
6474 posts
Posted on 4/29/19 at 5:41 am to
I told him, just messing with him....
Posted by GeauxGutsy
Member since Jul 2017
5994 posts
Posted on 4/29/19 at 5:47 am to
quote:

Not possible without your consent and signature



Fake News
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
8605 posts
Posted on 4/29/19 at 8:51 am to
Most policies have a 6 month (or more) period which they will not pay out for policies taken out on others.

So you should have nothing to worry about.... until Thanksgiving... then you and the bird can decide who is getting the Ax first.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
29677 posts
Posted on 4/29/19 at 8:56 am to
The real question is why, as a parent, do you not have life insurance to protect your kids when you pass?
Posted by Diver Diva
Member since Apr 2019
386 posts
Posted on 4/29/19 at 9:54 am to
quote:

Kill them first. Only the strong survive.


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