re: Have you ever tasted a placenta.

Did she prepare it with salt and pepper and give it a good sear, or do you just gobble it up raw?

I remember years ago placenta shampoo was popular.I’m serious.

No, man. frick no.

No thank you

You can still find good deals on the Jeffery Dahmer Cookbook too

I saw someone eat one on a show in 2011. And it was cooked up in 3 courses by Matty Matheson.
Kenny Hotz's Triumph of the Will

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I cut that shite with some scissors.

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When my son was born she attempted to hand me the scissors.

My response as a very practical man: "last I checked, that's what I'm paying you for."

There were then four angry white women in the room. And one older black lady who later told me I reminded her of what men used to be like.

It is one of the single greatest compliments I have ever been given.



Edit: I did actually recommend my wife have it made into pills. There's significant amount of research showing it greatly reduces instances of post partum depression.

It’s a thing. I’ve known some off-the-grid hippies that eat placenta when their kids were born

Hell they looked at me like I was crazy when I asked if I could have it to use for crab bait.