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Have you ever rubbed one out in a porta potty?

Posted on 3/10/24 at 12:13 pm
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35003 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 12:13 pm
I think is a good way to find out if someone is a veteran without asking.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 3/10/24 at 12:14 pm to
Posted by armytiger96
Member since Sep 2007
1188 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 12:16 pm to
IYKYK
Posted by GatorPA84
PNW
Member since Sep 2016
4808 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 12:16 pm to
OIF 2006…sure did
Posted by RanchoLaPuerto
Jena
Member since Aug 2023
222 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 12:19 pm to
This has to be a new low for this forum.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
58108 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 12:20 pm to
I don’t think I could finish the job in one of those nasty things.
I did see a woman get boned in one at Mardi Gras about five years ago.
Posted by Long Ball Larry
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2021
1382 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 12:20 pm to
If you've never gotten a blumpkin in an outhouse you haven’t lived.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35469 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 12:21 pm to
quote:


I think is a good way to find out if someone is a veteran without asking.
When I read the thread title I thought, "yes, I was in the army."
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35003 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 12:22 pm to
quote:

I don’t think I could finish the job in one of those nasty things.


You could after a while. I’ve done it in one that was almost overflowing because it hadn’t been emptied in a week.

In the desert, in August.

You gotta be committed.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26446 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 12:22 pm to
Never rubbed one out, but knocked one out...

I was young, and didn't care. Would I do it today, probably not.
Posted by Fachie
Magnolia
Member since Mar 2017
449 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 12:23 pm to
Yes. Not a veteran.

Gotta catch them right when they clean them. In the spring or fall its great, crisp air, fresh blue water. It really sets the mood.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26446 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 12:23 pm to
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blumpkin


Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12394 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 12:24 pm to
No. But I saw a dude rail a Zeta in one at a tailgate. It was one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever seen.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120183 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 12:26 pm to
Yes but im not a proud man
Posted by Tom288
Jacksonville
Member since Apr 2009
20984 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 12:30 pm to
I won't even take a shite in a porta potty. I'll take a piss if I'm desperate. What kind of degenerate rubs one out in a porta potty?

I mean, if you're deployed in Afghanistan or something then I can at least empathize.
This post was edited on 3/10/24 at 12:31 pm
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
13882 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 12:30 pm to
No, but I'm not going to look down my nose at those who have. If you're a 20 year old full of testosterone, you do what you have to.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34609 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 12:35 pm to
Have you ever read an Owlfan thread?
Posted by Larry_Hotdogs
Texas
Member since Jun 2019
1332 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 12:35 pm to
quote:

No. But I saw a dude rail a Zeta in one at a tailgate. It was one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever seen.


I’d be inclined to think I might know you IRL, but then again, a lot of zetas got railed in port-a-potties when I was in college
Posted by Earthmover
Central
Member since Jan 2013
450 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 12:39 pm to
Many years ago. But I’m in operations now. Access to much nicer facilities.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12394 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 12:41 pm to
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I’d be inclined to think I might know you IRL, but then again, a lot of zetas got railed in port-a-potties when I was in college

You gotta get in the sty if you want to go hoggin.
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