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re: Have you ever met an attractive chick named Bertha?

Posted on 6/30/18 at 6:17 pm to
Posted by Somebody2
Member since Jun 2018
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Posted on 6/30/18 at 6:17 pm to
Nope. I've rarely met somebody named Bertha. But I looked on google images and everybody named Bertha seems to be ugly.
Posted by ForLSU56
Rapides Parish
Member since Feb 2015
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Posted on 6/30/18 at 6:21 pm to
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Ursula is another one that seemingly has no chance.


Sean Connery may disagree with you....

Ursula Andress
Posted by Somebody2
Member since Jun 2018
267 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 6:45 pm to
What about a pretty women named Louisiana?

I met an very ugly women named Louisiana one time. She was sitting to the left of Mississippi and to the right of Texas. I've never met a pretty women named Louisiana though.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
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Posted on 6/30/18 at 6:47 pm to
Yes. She’s Mexican, so it’s pronounced differently.
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 6:47 pm to
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I'm for real LOL'ing right now.


Some of those are gold. The anchorman one.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 6:52 pm to
I think Ursula is a spanish name and some latina chick can have that name and be sexy.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 6/30/18 at 6:54 pm to
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I think Ursula is a spanish name and some latina chick can have that name and be sexy


It's popular with the Spanish because of a saint, but it's not Spanish in origin.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
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Posted on 6/30/18 at 7:01 pm to
Hoe do you know that connection? Are you a Cath?
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 6/30/18 at 7:04 pm to
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Hoe do you know that connection? Are you a Cath?



I have Hispanic employees that are devout Catholics. Over the years, I've met at least 5 employees who have named their daughters Ursula. All explained it the same to me.
This post was edited on 6/30/18 at 7:05 pm
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
18010 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 9:06 pm to
Bertha Nieves

Haven’t met her though.
This post was edited on 6/30/18 at 9:09 pm
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
50031 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 9:22 pm to
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Ursula is another one that seemingly has no chance
. Never knew a Bertha but years ago I knew a Ursula that was hot and could suck the chrome off a bumper.
Posted by RobbBobb
Member since Feb 2007
34403 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 9:25 pm to
Berta counts right? Berta Castane, actress, 16


Posted by lshuge
Member since Sep 2017
988 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 9:37 pm to
Here you go. Her name is Berta.

LINK




This post was edited on 6/30/18 at 9:39 pm
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 10:07 pm to
Ursula andress was name of hot euro movie star. Foil of bob hope. Toured troops together.

I thought andress = undress
Posted by Paradiddler
in a groove
Member since Jul 2016
1320 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 11:12 pm to
I guess I'm the one that has to do this thing...

LINK
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20381 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 11:30 pm to
My vote use to go to Gertrude. Believe it or not, I have known 3 women with that name and 2 of them were plain as can be to downright fuggly.

One that had that name kept it a secret from me for years and what I thought was her first name was actually her middle name. She was a drop dead gorgeous Mississippi gal and when I found out her first name was really Gertrude I couldn't believe it. She broke the mold of homely gals named Gertrude for me.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20381 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 11:37 pm to
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Sean Connery may disagree with you.... Ursula Andress


John Derek was once married to Patti Behrs, then Ursula Andress, then he married Linda Evans who played Audra Barkley on the TV show "The Big Valley" in the 60's and his last wife was Bo Derek.

All 4 of those women were drop dead gorgeous. He was an actor, director and music producer.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 6/30/18 at 11:40 pm to
I honestly don't think I've ever met anybody named Bertha
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33956 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 12:08 am to
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I guess I'm the one that has to do this thing...

LINK


Bertha Butt was originally mentioned in The Jimmy Castor Bunch's hit song "Troglodyte"

quote:

...This one woman just lay there,
wet and frightened.
He said: "Move...move".
She got up. She was a big woman. BIG woman.
Her name was Bertha. Bertha Butt.
She was one of the Butt sisters.
He didn't care. He looked up at her and said:
"Sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me!"
She looked down on him. She was ready to crush him, but she began to like him.
She said (falsetto): "I'll sock it to ya, Daddy".
He said: "Wha?" She said (falsetto): "I'll sock it to ya, Daddy"
You know what he said? He started it way back then. I wouldn't lie to you. When she said (falsetto) "I'll sock it to ya, Daddy" he said
"Right on! Right on! Hotpants! Hotpants!
Ugh... ugh... ugh".
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33956 posts
Posted on 7/1/18 at 12:16 am to
My mom's step mother was named Inez. My dad's mother was named Clara. Those are names you just don't hear much anymore.

My mom is a Betty. That's another name that isn't as common as it once was, but there at least three Betty's in her Sunday School class, They're all 60, 70, and 80 year olds.

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