Have you ever had something happen to you that happens all the time?

Does Fred have a Hugh Hefner velvet smoking jacket?

quote:

---

Does Fred have a Hugh Hefner velvet smoking jacket?

---

he has a sponge bob bath wrap

Was your Mom in the animal porn?

I farted once

The way you tell stories makes me want to tie a brick to a cat and throw it in a pool

Not nearly enough rambling and every word of the thread title isn’t capitalized. You need to step your Oweo game up.

Is Fred a thin guy?

The other day I was rolling to the store where my cousin’s friend’s mom works and a lady who had a son who looked autistic pulled up in a car that was like a late model Aston Martin except it wasn’t anything like that.

Anyway so a man selling oranges on the curbside except they were tangerines and remember that poster LSUtangerine man he was a hoot. Owls hoot. Hooters is a restaurant that has girls scantily clad and they are supposed to have big breasts but sometimes they don’t.

Ever notice how the chicken breasts at the grocery store are so big now? Remember that movie Big with Tom Hanks? Hank hill was a funny character and his son was named Bobby and in England they call the police Bobbies and I guess long story short there was an man with an English accent at the grocery store.


Have you ever heard anyone with an accent?

quote:

---

Is Fred a thin guy?

---

jesus no


Fred is fat as frick