re: Have you ever been (forcibly) removed from an event or establishment?

Tiger bar for encouraging people to follow me to sports in an hour.

AJs in Destin for not paying a bogus tab.

Techno Club in Downtown Mobile for drinking under age

Makos on the strip in laffy for fighting.

Varsity for peeing in the corner of the downstairs bathroom because line was long.

Slinkys for shitting in women's bathroom

Spinnaker in Panama city for a group shitshow of nudity and public urination(not me)

Got tresspass warned at Doak Campbell for an FSU game, once. Good thing. I went back to my buddy's dorm room and watched a better game while it pissed rain on everyone at the game .

I don't think I ever figured out if I knew you. Did you ever live with a girl whose first name was a city in Georgia?

I'll add another one:
Got kicked out of like 3 bars after drinking until the morning and this dude I was with picked up a nasty hooker. Didn't know the dude at all, but we were drinking buddies from the night before and had been up all night. Every bar we'd go into, she would immediately scream that she wanted ice. I mean, like right when we walked in. I would go up to the bar and ask for a cup since I'm a nice, upstanding white guy, and the bartenders kept telling me to gtfo. Didn't figure out why we kept getting kicked out until after the third place. Evidently she wasn't talking about the water kind of ice

i was kicked out of a church league basketball game and told i could not play again that year

lol i got a technical for saying "that wasnt a foul" so in my anger i go to bench and kicked chair backwards into wall and sit down and he gave me another technical. And my buddy got pissed and asked what i did, and he gave him a T. Then my buddy told him he better not see him out of here, the said "you better check your tires when u go out"!

Buddies bachelor party in Biloxi. We all started drinking on the limo bus in BR. Pull up to Beau 3 hrs later, walk into the club/bar on the right inside by casino floor. Get kicked out in 10 minutes for not being able to stand up. Proceed to buffet to eat crab legs over the railing for free. Get kicked out for that. Proceed to "go go" bar (next night) a few blocks down. We get kicked out of there for being well rowdy I guess. Good weekend


Also been kicked out of bogies a time or two or 5. One being after said buddy from bachelor parties wedding. I tried to walk outside to discuss something with a friend. Forgot I had a drink in my hand. Fat shite bouncer punched my drink out of my hand on ground. I got in his fricking face and almost threw down. His bros pulled him back and told our whole group to step.

Better question is who hasn't.

Being asked to leave and doing so is not the same as being forcibly removed. And anyone who hasn't been asked to leave a bar at least once in their life is a problem drinker. Their problem is not drinking enough.

No. I know how to act in public.

I got yarded from Schlitz & Giggles -- there was a Tin Roof pub crawl going on and the place was slammed, it was taking forever to get drinks or food. The server offers to give me a free slice of pizza because I waited so long. I said, "no, I'll pay. It's not your fault your manager doesn't know what he's doing" The manager overheard me and told me I could take my attitude elsewhere.