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re: Have you ever been caught by your parents?
Posted on 1/3/15 at 7:44 pm to MasterofTigerBait
Posted on 1/3/15 at 7:44 pm to MasterofTigerBait
That's actually pretty funny.
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Posted on 1/3/15 at 7:45 pm to SuperSaint
I heart you. We don't have no STD'S
Posted on 1/3/15 at 7:45 pm to Paige
So that means he can spray guts right?
Posted on 1/3/15 at 7:46 pm to Sampson
Paige is just s hot mess. I mean where else can you go and get cursed out and told STFU by good looking women and not have to pay for it. Am I right?
Posted on 1/3/15 at 7:46 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Not my story, but a friend told the best tale I ever heard about getting caught.
After screwing his girlfriend (both in high school, 1986), he threw the used rubber in the trash can. His dog, Brutus- ankle biter extraordinaire, promptly fished it out the trash and ate it.
Next day, his dad is walking Brutus who proceeds to start crapping out a used rubber.
Alarmed by this and unsure what the hell it was, his dad rushes home and instructs his son (my friend) to "call the vet, I think Brutus shite his guts out."
My friend didn't believe this happened so he goes outside to look and finds his used rubber half full of fresh dog crap in the grass. He then has the joy of explaining to his dad why Brutus is OK, what the "foriegn object" is and where it came from.
After screwing his girlfriend (both in high school, 1986), he threw the used rubber in the trash can. His dog, Brutus- ankle biter extraordinaire, promptly fished it out the trash and ate it.
Next day, his dad is walking Brutus who proceeds to start crapping out a used rubber.
Alarmed by this and unsure what the hell it was, his dad rushes home and instructs his son (my friend) to "call the vet, I think Brutus shite his guts out."
My friend didn't believe this happened so he goes outside to look and finds his used rubber half full of fresh dog crap in the grass. He then has the joy of explaining to his dad why Brutus is OK, what the "foriegn object" is and where it came from.
Posted on 1/3/15 at 7:47 pm to MasterofTigerBait
quote:
Visting back home during college my mom found my scale and 2 swishers under my bed. She assumed the scale was for a science class and the cigars were left over from NYE. My mom grew up extremely sheltered
My dad managed to convince my grandma that the smell of weed was incense. Growing up, we were able to smoke weed upstairs, and she'd just tell us to stop burning so much incense.
Posted on 1/3/15 at 7:47 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
quote:
I was hoping to hear some stories about getting sent away for getting caught with a one hitter.
This actually happened to me the summer between my Junior and Senior years of high school. It was an apple though.
Posted on 1/3/15 at 7:47 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Never caught
Didn't do drugs
My parents were ok with drinking responsibly
Never had sex where they would have opportunity to catch me
Didn't do drugs
My parents were ok with drinking responsibly
Never had sex where they would have opportunity to catch me
Posted on 1/3/15 at 7:49 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
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caught with a one hitter
I was on Xbox live yesterday I swear there were two guys playing that were doing a drug deal as we played. Hey man you how much you selling your 8balls for? I was like damn.
This post was edited on 1/3/15 at 7:51 pm
Posted on 1/3/15 at 7:49 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
No and thank you Baby Jesus, I've never caught my son.
Posted on 1/3/15 at 7:51 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Weed.....
Didnt try any till after I moved out.
Sex.......
Bever got caught, I had a damn good hiding spot
Alcohol........
My parents let us drink as long as we wernt driving.
Didnt try any till after I moved out.
Sex.......
Bever got caught, I had a damn good hiding spot
Alcohol........
My parents let us drink as long as we wernt driving.
Posted on 1/3/15 at 7:52 pm to jmcs68
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When I walk up to my sons door and it is locked and my iPad is missing. I assume only one thing
When I walk up to my sons door and it is locked and my iPad is missing. I assume only one thing
Posted on 1/3/15 at 7:53 pm to jmcs68
quote:Not yet.
I've never caught my son.
Posted on 1/3/15 at 7:56 pm to FLBooGoTigs1
Don't want to think about it.
Posted on 1/3/15 at 7:57 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Was by my girlfriend's house right before Christmas break while in college. Her mom and her sister were "out shopping" and weren't expected back for hours.
Girlfriend and I were studying at the kitchen table, which was viewable from the front door of the house. At some point, we decided that it would be fun to have sex on the kitchen table. I was standing, she was laying down.
Just as I was going to climax, I heard the front door opening. I literally froze in mid stroke. Just then, I saw the little sister (17 y.o.) walk through the door. Her jaw dropped. But, she was aware enough to immediately close the door and convince her mom that they had forgotten something in the car and needed to go back and check.
The beyond-f*cking-Catholic mom would have f*cking FREAKED.
Girlfriend and I were studying at the kitchen table, which was viewable from the front door of the house. At some point, we decided that it would be fun to have sex on the kitchen table. I was standing, she was laying down.
Just as I was going to climax, I heard the front door opening. I literally froze in mid stroke. Just then, I saw the little sister (17 y.o.) walk through the door. Her jaw dropped. But, she was aware enough to immediately close the door and convince her mom that they had forgotten something in the car and needed to go back and check.
The beyond-f*cking-Catholic mom would have f*cking FREAKED.
This post was edited on 1/3/15 at 8:13 pm
Posted on 1/3/15 at 7:58 pm to northshorebamaman
quote:
My dad managed to convince my grandma that the smell of weed was incense. Growing up, we were able to smoke weed upstairs, and she'd just tell us to stop burning so much incense.
damn, lol that's on a whole other level...
Posted on 1/3/15 at 7:58 pm to jmcs68
I got walked in by my HS sweetheart's mom who was SUPER Baptist.
We tought she was sleeping and we were on the couch. Had her pants unbuttoned and my hand down in.
Her mom was standing there and we didn't even know it. She said "yall know better than this" and I jumped up. The mom just turned around and walked in the kitchen to get her some water and went back in the room. I through my shirt on and hauled arse. Came over the next day and it was awkward figuring we were going to get sat down and a lecturing but nothing was ever said about it.
We tought she was sleeping and we were on the couch. Had her pants unbuttoned and my hand down in.
Her mom was standing there and we didn't even know it. She said "yall know better than this" and I jumped up. The mom just turned around and walked in the kitchen to get her some water and went back in the room. I through my shirt on and hauled arse. Came over the next day and it was awkward figuring we were going to get sat down and a lecturing but nothing was ever said about it.
Posted on 1/3/15 at 8:00 pm to FLBooGoTigs1
Get the poor guy his own iPad.... You think he is cleaning that thing with Lysol wipes after? What you think happens when he switches hands to try an gain a stroke?
Posted on 1/3/15 at 8:02 pm to SuperSaint
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Get the poor guy his own iPad.... You think he is cleaning that thing with Lysol wipes after? What you think happens when he switches hands to try an gain a stroke?
F*ck that! Give him the "used" one and get himself a new one. I wouldn't want to be touching that thing.
Posted on 1/3/15 at 8:03 pm to SuperSaint
Well at least you were man enough to go back and face the consequences.
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