re: Have you ever been caught by your parents?

It wasn't me but I got one dude caught. In college, this slut came by and gave us a ton of condoms because she didn't like condoms (she was the epitome of class). I took like 50 condoms and his them throughout my buddy's dorm room. He was a strixt baptist who abstained from sex alcohol and and drugs. Little did I know but much that I would hear, he didn't find all of the condoms in his room and took just stuff home for his mom to do laundry. she said when she started going through his stuff, a dozen condoms fell out. Said he got bitched out so hard.

Got caught with a cigar, but nothing else. They were disappointed.

God where do I begin...

High school sweetheart summary of busts:

1) Busted on top of her in my room by my dad while she was topless. She was 14 I was 15.
2) A few months later her pops walks in on us at her house while I was going down on her.
3) A few months after that, a condom wrapper is found in the back seat of my car.

Needless to say by this point both sets of parents knew what was going on and just asked us to be safe.

Alcohol: My enormous stash of vodka, seagram's, gin and juice and crown was found hidden between my mattress and box spring when I was in HS. (all fifths).

Weed: Never directly busted, but I left a roach in one of my jackets in HS after going out, and it stunk up half the house the next morning. My dad knew what the smell was, brought me my jacket, and suggested I wash it. I found the roach right before throwing it in the washer.

My first week of college, I come home with a joint hidden in my truck. I put it in an empty cassette tape box. My dad and brother find it looking for something in my truck. Brutal.

College GF: We come home one weekend and proceed to get after it late one night (early AM). At this point of our relationship, my parents never bothered us. My mom got up that night bc my little sister was sick. We didn't hear either of them get up because we were in the zone. Mom walks in the living room, turns on the light while my GF has her beautifully sculpted arse up in the air and I'm tagging away. That DID NOT END WELL. That one put my dad over the edge. He got to me the next morning.

Yeah, I'm due to have my kids give me hell.....

And to think of all the shite they didn't bust me for...

Dad walked in on me and a this hot little chick back in high school. This is what happened.....

Got caught trespassing and smoking in a house for sale.

Cops called on me for being passed out in a parking lot.

Caught once (out of like 25 times) stealing beer. I was like 16 and the cops just made me pay for it. It was weird.

Failed about 5 drug tests administered by my parents.

Failed a drug test at school and my dad had to attend a program with me.

Cops busted in on a hotel party we started. It was supposed to be a couple people but it turned into about 30.

I ran off the interstate drunk as shite. The cops just asked if I called a tow truck. I think they just wanted to get out the rain.

Knocked my side mirror off my truck by side swiping a street sign while super high. Convinced my dad I swerved to avoid a cat until about a year later the person in the truck with me said in front of him "remember when you hit that sign when you were reaching for your lighter in the floor?"

Dad caught me walking out the bathroom with methadone in my hand. I refused to open my fist and ran in my room and swallowed it.

One of my former dealers decided to knock on my door like an idiot.

Mom called bitching about being out too late. She came and picked me up while I was tripping balls.

Mom found a Vicks inhaler with the tip burned. Thought it was a crack pipe. She was close but I convinced her it was nothing.

Caught drinking and smoking countless times. I'm forgetting stuff but most of this was before I was 19. I'm pretty boring now at 29. I probably only drink maybe 3 times a year. Glad I got it out of my system early. I put my parents through hell though.

No, but my kids have caught us.. not weed, but the last option